I just recently heard a segment on the radio news concerning re****ts by
the UK Minister of Health indicating that increasing numbers of
pregnant teens are allegedly taking up smoking due to the warnings of
"low birth-weight" which adorn some cigarette packaging materials. In
other words, the youthful moms-to-be are hoping that the act of smoking
tobacco will result in their producing smaller fetuses, which they
expect will pass through their bodies easier and less painfully.
As THE MAN himself would say of today's young smokers, "It looks like
they've found their brand!!!"
- Dr Strangemonde
