Nicole Kidman's Bottom
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now that i have my
attention
gday psychic blog
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primal scream
'get your rocks off'
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not yellin
cowabunga
before i drop into a skatebowl
on a man's bike
one wheel ****
Nicole Kidman's Bottom
and sail over th edge
flirting with tetraplegia
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famous last words
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somethin sweet
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ah hello
mr's kidman
i'm just ringin to complain about yr daughters bottom
it's got a crack in it
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cant see keith pullin that one
"cant in rehab"
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i um
wandered into th city
after lunch
today
surfin on one wheel
i think
i dont remember much
was a bit out of it
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rehab
'it dont matter'
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ah good
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i see
more than double th amount of ppl
died of motor vehicle accidents than
illegal drugs
hmm
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stupid smoke packet
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and
three times as many ppl
died of alcohol
than illegal drugs
light me *****
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"scuse i"
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i'll get over it eventually
proposing to a
mega star
on th same day she got married
but a yr earlier
felt weird
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james blunt
'goodbye my lover'
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shakespears sister
'you;re history'(voodoo mix)
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yr ****in with me kuta
ya know damn well
we were playin
in a shakespeare newsgroup at th time
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"just voodoo"
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****
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"should bee in a good mood"
"we had a nice surf today"
i want this **** to leave my head black
"sorry"
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feel liek a ****ing idiot
"wot else is new ?"
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my kill count
has a new
and revised number
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did i really help kill
325 thousand ppl
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**** man
more drugs over here
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i never thought
callin myself
the witchdoctor of australia
would have such huge consequences
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wot i dont like about me
i'm still a ****
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ben folds
'boxing'
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heather small
'proud'
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no seriously
kylie minogue has nice ankles
but a great bottom ?
i dunno
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rather princess mary's arse
can i say that ?
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isnt she incountry ?
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too small
looks like a masturbation aid
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pick her up
use her
and throw her over yr shoulder
"ok jennifer"
oh hi black
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"ya didnt go yack to gay lady jennifer this week"
i regret drinkin rum wih her till one am
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frente
'accidently kelly street'
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we got a bit wasted and
her ex girlfriend
went off to bed
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i know we werent playin up as much
next time we saw each other
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i dunno jen
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my mind hit a
metaphysical dichotomy and
went blewey
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stupid tranny *****
proposin to a woman
my twin brother black
whose head i share
has grown a moustache and
i dont sing like a girl
in public anymore
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frank black
'superabound'
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alex lloyd
'coming home'
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kuta says u should lay off nickie
"kuta says lots of things"
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just cause yr ****y at me
"it's not all yr doing"
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how long have i gotta be ****ed up about this ?
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"till i get over my mad"
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i shouldnt have married a beehive
and with it
proposed to a woman
i was
th dominant personality at th time
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david seville and the chipmunks
'i told the witchdoctor'
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"next time my heart stops"
"dont take over completely"
u never go away
"shoulda had th ***change"
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and lose my brother ?
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?
'track 11'
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the stoners bible
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grinspoon
'chemical heart'
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the stoners bible
has shown it;s face again
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"wot have we gotten ourselves mixed up in ?"
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we're licensed to kill
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"didnt say i didnt like that bit"
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dr death
is gunna go back before
th oz justice system
"told ya"
you said wait
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so i cant go after him again ?
"no dear"
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he'll wriggle off again
"and then we'll talk"
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and then 009 will whack th ****
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"only if yr spell writing abilities have picked up"
we do ok
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"it was a loose as spell"
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and i got dr azahari
"so"
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laurie anderson
'it tango'
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"12 days is suckie kuta lady"
"five days late"
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i prefer to look at th positive
he was
th bomb maker
for both kuta beach attacks
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"still died five days late"
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"7 days is on th money'
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u know i'm
still tryin
distinguish between
seven day events and
12 day events
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wot happens
january 13 2007
?
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december hasnt started
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gorillaz
'dare'
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six weeks
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a month out
it'll grab me harder
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th date comes
without wot happens that day
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"th clue that sticks out"
"in th reread"
"like dogs balls on a cat"
"something that jumps out of th flow"
subconscious
"wot we're playin with"
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and cross process messaging
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how can i talk to my testicles ?
my psyche
i'm sorry guys
i wont marry another woman
two was enough
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if i was any more
allergic to girls
i'd be autistic
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noosha fox
's-s-s single bed'
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i got
three musicians now
playin with my nipples when i sing
and a coupel
who wanna explore
and are chasin a kid
and two gay ladies
who arent gay anymore
that i'm in love with
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and i got a giant stain
in my psychic blog
it's affecting my work
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"5 aussies get killed"
"in a terrorist attack"
"i retaliate within a week and"
"a hundred thosuand ppl die th next day"
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midnight oil
'short memory'
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that aint th stain
"one of them"
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th witchdoctor of australia
can point th bone of death
at th islamic terrorist ****s
th very soul of th problem pls lord
online
no harm in that
"a hundred thousand muslims died th next day"
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so
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"u used to say sorry"
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just doing my 009 job
for oz
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the offspring
'staring at the sun'
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"yr evil eye is a bit savage"
"pirate jenny"
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i got an eye patch here somewhere
dont liek extreme unicycling
with no depth perception though black
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the mask of bull**** has died
broke in half
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pelvis of a cow
with a bicycle helmet whacked in it
made a nice
alien skull
for th witchdoctor's
car's back window
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the living end
'prisoner of society'
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"was a **** to ride with"
especially with little red fla****ng lights
in th eyes
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frightened **** out of ppl
including me
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the verve
'space and time'
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can i ever share
wot i see
out there
in space
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i never get believed anyway
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cans full of ****
flying thru th void
to some place
we're planting earth bacteria on
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**** in a can
dont get mad
get even
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purest
higest grade
spack monkey ****
spray his whole wardrobe with it and
th outer plasitizer breaks down
about six hours later
so u can have an alibi
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doesnt smell
coming out of th can
just of flowers
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"perfumed poos"
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think th chicks will ever get perfumed poos ?
"if they want em enough"
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they;d have such nicer tits
if we went into space
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"why i perve in th future"
is that why i'm not tit crazy
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none of em
stack up to
a space born chick
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looks down her nose at
th mudborn *****es
with their saggy tits
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powderfinger
'roll right by you'
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"she's a ***** jenny"
and a pig
but she talks to me
thru time
and space
and we have similar jobs
border security
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"wot did she say about nickie ?"
i'm not telling
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there's a limit paulie
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"her kind"
"wouldnt live on a planet"
an accretion ball
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we're mad ok
we argue over land
and it falls from th sky
every day
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th ***** is so smug
with her history book and
operant conditiong mind tricks
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the black eyed peas
'***y'
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while we sail in th dark
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no rule book
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scuse i
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if we're one species
we need help
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i dont care if it breaks th rules
i'm already up on a time charge
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i figure i
havent done all th things
i'm in trouble for
yet
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if i can contact u
see yr civilization
spinning in space
yr little outpost then
sheesh
then we make it
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a swanky address
hidden in a dust cloud
that's been swept for planetoids
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ya know we're comin to rob ya
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ask yr city fathers
th computers for
anythin we can use and
no ****ing prisoners
open th outer airlock doors
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call me
ruthless early man
*****
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the stranglers
'gold and brown'
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i see
humanity
in small and large
space born communities
over thousands of yrs
and many
many
arguments
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when will they ever learn
just cause ya pass a
law
doesnt mean
humanity will obey it
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th pirate clans are
eating away at them
they cant wipe them out
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i know where th pirate raft is
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same way
our old time pirates
on th high seas
found their pirate raft
drifting in th big ocean
who said we smell our way ?
close
psychic smell
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big pig
'i cant breakaway'
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"u still maintain"
"elizabeth th first"
"had direct dealings with th pirates ?"
i do
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they took her to th pirate raft
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"radar love ?"
maybe
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dont steer th boat
it steers itself
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"but there's nothing tied to th tiller"
th wind
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"so th boat finds it';s own way home"
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how would u and i
find another blue planet
"pick a direction and blast off"
wouldnt look at pictures first
star cl***** or any of that
"nup"
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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no04'
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there is so much
discovery coming
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hasnt happened yet and
i'm already spun by it
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the interminable hours
waiting
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i';ve seen it
know which is what
and what is real
but
i have to wait
for it to happen
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it's a lonely view - lyric
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waiting is
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my ancestor
th head inquisitor
of th french inquisition
must of felt
much th same
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tori amos
'cornflake girl'
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this is not really happening here - lyric
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hey pope benedict
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th current pope benedict is asking us to
move to faith or
something to that effect
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i know man
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sucks bein a papal prince
my testicles
are givin me th ****s tonight
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melody is too fine
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george
'breaking it slowly'
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there is another australian princess nickie
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"shutup ****stirrer"
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just tryin to keep em all pissed off
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for a cop
you;ve got really nice tits
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never been subjected to
one gravity
day in and
day out
th *****es today
know exactly wot it is
that yr saying to them
and i aint repeating it
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the black eyed peas
'***y'
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nice tits
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kuta lady would have her hand
down her pants by now
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drip
drip
drip
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makes me wet
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"why does she feel th need to"
"to send those images back thru time"
to hurt me
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"so she's a normal chick then"
oh yeah
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when i found her
she was
on patrol
****d
and alone
in her space****p
just cruising thru th void
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a huntress
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her craft emits no signals
no radar
in stealth mode
she finds her victims
without looking for them
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"shoot first and"
"examine th wreckage"
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nirvana
'jesus doesnt want me for a sunbeam'
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is it that dangerous out there ?
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some things ya cant tell
from wreckage
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they dont
leave th huilks
layin about
for someone to bump into
just chuck em
into th nearest star
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if yr
****p id
stops working
ya cant get home
cant approach closer than half a light yr
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"there must be"
"public access points"
places in plain sight
u can fly up to
and make enquiries
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"like an information booth"
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more like a service station
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"it's just a point in space"
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wink
'higher state of consciousness'
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a ball of ice
with space ****ps
parked all over it
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"the pirate raft"
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it's bigger than this thing
"trade goes on"
anybody;s money is good
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brazen bugger
he lifted a pile of their ****
for his own planet
growin continental marijuana
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"just move their beacon"
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katie noonan
'what's going on ?'
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"how long did she chase him for ?"
she didnt catch him
"she spittin chips"
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he vanished so
she knows who he is
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"one of my kin"
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ancient ancestors
arent supposed to help flim flam th law
she callin black names
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uk squeeze
'cool for cats'
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"kadaitcha man invisibility curse works well"
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got me thru th last
drink driving test
where i was over .15
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forgot i was there
took all th kits away
oh we forgot about u
here's yr license back
u can leave
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it's a gift
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cmon lady
half of our psychic powers
were made from
tryin to avoid th pigs
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when i was teachin kuta lady th rudiments
of magic
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why didnt my magic
tell me there's a copcar
on th oehr sid eof th road
"we're driving under th speed limit now"
"dont need to know he's there"
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violent femmes
'american music'
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two minutes earlier
we were doing
three times th posted limit
and smoking a bong
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stop slangin off
at th slack tittied dirt girls
they dont know any better
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they've put silicon boobies back on th market
they can bull**** it
"she's gone off"
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ah well
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so flexible
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pj harvey
'working for the man'
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typical
i find a chick
who can go down on herself
and she's a coupel centuries away
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it's midnight
in th outback
and i cant get my dick
out of this kangaroo
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better see if i still have a
outernet connection
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Love ya's
HARD
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pirate jenny
"black-009"
combined beeing
the land surfer
[pronounced as always]
[the kadaitcha man of australia]
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p.s.
nickelback
'leader of men'
