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by the land surfer <pepp@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jan 4, 2007 at 11:53 AM

How to suck badly
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no not bradley


stupid psychic blog

how th **** are ya ?

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Röyksopp
'Only This Moment'
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bent norwegian band hey

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th thing about auto *****ca is

ya have t have patience

and not blow all over yr face

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th ancient literature

says it's better if u swallow

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so why do they call this 

the animal chakra then

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scuse i

loading drugs:

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that;s much better

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hi tetraplegia

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was curled in a  ball

stretching my spine and

had this vision of u

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?
'geardown'
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amiel
'lovesong'
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can u help me dear

tryin to peer


into th shadows under th indian continent

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old gondwanaland
is still pu****n 

north

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kuta tells me
there's another big

seimsic event coming


how will i use th
foreknowledge of this one

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will  i use it to

bolster my killcount


my witchdoctor kills

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there are
other ways to prove magic real but

i'm a sick ****

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dont care how long it takes
hey tetraplegia

we already have th secrets

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machine gun fellatio
'just b'coz'
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course
th big one is

for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction

formed
at th universe's core


cause th infinitely large universe is
made of

infinitely small particles


everything equals nothing

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anything is possible

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one day
i'll even get to stop using my magic

for bad

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and balance it

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i dont use th healing powers anymore

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slipped into th black

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just
see disasters

in th future

and write
horrible
backwards clues

curses

that point to em

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for my own objectives

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the verve
'neon wilderness'
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th matter of fact

ppl who dismiss


all psychic phenomena



i dunno

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they can die dumb

i care less

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i'm due another
over hundred thousand ppl

death curse
and i've already gotten two

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th psychic backlash
last time

watchin th
schools

bein dug out from th rubble

on th telly

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rogue traders
'voodoo child'
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i did point th bone of death th day before

and at th islamic 
terrorist ****s

the very soul of th problem pls lord

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did i know


that northern pakistan

would shake like a dog


th next day

and a hundred thousand would die


probably

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would u have believed that ?

if i;d just said

there's gunna be a ****in huge earthquake

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just th magic of kuta

old volcano that she is

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but th girls
called me

kuta man

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and i waited

7 days

after th last

kuta beach bombing

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and got my kill

within twelve hours

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i'm on th warpath again

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why ?

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wot ****in outrage

do u ****s have planned this time

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this
psychic blog

had some interesting things to say

seven days

before london's bombs hit


in a shakespear newsgroup

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it's comin on strong tetraplegia

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is it ?

13 january 2007

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?
'all of them ladies'
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"she wont tell ya"

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i see it threw a question mark

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"it always comes out in th mix"

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i wish it wouldnt do that

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"wot it is"

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i dont enjoy
killing women and children

"it;s how ya see th future"

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"it's a job"

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i'm led by time
i'm led by magic and

this bent cop from th future

"and the all"

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all is nothing

"it has will though"


opposite reaction to chaos

not an intelligent mind


"purely random"

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where is free will ?

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"when you;ve told enough secrets"

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cryptic ****

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i'll throw cryptic clues to th next big disaster

i always do

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wearing th guilt though

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kylie minogue
'someday'
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there has to be another way

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"dealing with humans"

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i've worn th
psychic backlash


th ghosts that scream

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i'm ready to suck badly

at my job again

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and write th nastiest
psychic blog

in th universe

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u promised me kuta

that i'd balance my magic

before i die

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putting smiles on dials
on a unicycle

buys me
karma but

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my magic

is unbalanced

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and i have more

evil to do

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cant define

good without

evil

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we'll always have both

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machine gun fellatio
'just b'coz'
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i look up
in th night time sky

and see
endless land

and live in my adventures
the adventures of the land surfer

why th land listens to me i guess
i surf on it

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the verve
'bittersweet symphony'
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there there dear


tricky *****

got more rainfall


across th whole of australia

than in th previous yr

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we got fifty mill here

massive drought


th big dam

got one and half mill


of rain

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i know th question

if i'm th witchdoctor of australia

why havent i fixed th weather

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umm

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not recognised
and no-one's asked me


if i just do it
it'll be liek th

northern pakistan earthquake
or th aceh tsunami

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u wont see any of it

why th **** should i

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i notice
both of those events

were on land
ppl were fightin over

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i look up
i count how many meteors i see
flyin down

thru th night time sky and

shake my head

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****in idiots


land fallin on our heads

24/7


it only killed th dinosaurs man

and they were a lot tougher than us

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the only thing
we have to fear

is th sky falling on our heads

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just like

in th adventures of asterix



soem things never change

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?
'01 track 122'
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take it from a real psychic

we do NOT

ever 



colonise 

planets

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th ppl of th future

just laugh and laugh

at that one

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we rape planets

we dont live on them

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and th cans of ****

that disturb my vision

that keep flying across my sky


but forward in time

are landing here




th ppl
of th space cities

tryin to repair 


the earth


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i dont like it

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can see them impacting th land and

i used to grow a permaculture garden

i understand why

u send yr excess ****


back to earth but



i just wish i didnt have t look at it

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maybe i should just move

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peter gabriel
'steam'
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i know how to build
th water injected rocket dear

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**** steam expands

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water's magic stuff

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and it is compressable

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i have more trouble
with


understanding th spin
direction of electrons

in relation to gravity
from a picture

even if it is moving

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u fill my head with visions

u future u

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like u;ve done to countless of our ppl

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but th **** that hasnt happened yet
coems backwards and


just liek with
normal vision

it takes a whiel to
turn th

vision back around

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will smith
'girls aint nothing but trouble'
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pls slow down dear

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yr method of gettina round th universe

bouncing from orbit to orbit


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dont talk to me while changing locations

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freaky

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she was in that part of th sky and then


blat

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can find u by yr 
forever eyes

too much liek mine

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i dont mind
they wanna make th earth pretty and


a garden of eden
they pour enough money into th project


i mind
that i'm still here

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?
'track 6 fight music'
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but i can do something

even if badly

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write a third mega curse
well

if i dont count

that blood money curse

on th internet


seven days

before the twin trade towers collapsed

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which reminds me

i have t have another crack

at usama bin laden


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another kuta religion special

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th magic's real

th psychic blog

is as lethal as ever

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2007

th magic is coming out swinging

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the australian aborignal secret service

have promoted me again


back to

triple o status


too lethal to stay on 

double o


first of th triple o's

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kevin bloody wilson
'*** chin mi gurlflen'
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i protested

it's th country's


telephone emergency number







the dead ****s just smiled


wot really ****s me is




half th dead ****s



havent even been born yet

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if i have to bring in a  meteor

it;s goin into 

nimbin

thru

mt warning and


mt jeruselum

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budgie
'**** disintegrating parachutist woman'
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senior just laughed

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****in rainbow country
ravin about how safe htey are


****in hippie ****s
hidin in th hills

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cmon man
they deserve it

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ok
i'm just kiddin

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supposed to try to keep my magic
offshore

it backfires occasionally

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so glad to hear
the palm island case

getting another look see

aboriginal deaths in custody

bother all of us

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ya can sit down now peasants

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pirate jenny
"black"
=
triple o

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p.s.

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do re mi
'1000 mouths'
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How to suck badly
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