this American tourist is talking to a British barman, and the
conversation gets around to politics....
what's it like to live in a democracy like yours... says the barman...
well, like, it's not a democracy here. how uncool. does your little
queen still chop peoples heads off and stuff?
no, our leader is chosen be THE FORMULA. they're selected not elected,
this is what they told us in school
the formula, how does that work?
well they send a bloke round to measure the ***** SIZE of in
millimetres of every MAN, it's an ancient tradition. Queen Elizabeth
the first felt sorry for men with tiny cocks and created a special
honour, the "***** Miniscule", a distinction which afforded it's
holder much power. over time this role increased in stature, and the
spelling became corrupted and we now know our leader by the title of
"Prime Minister"
why that's incredible, but isn't that kinda ***ist, says the bemused
yank.
due to feminist pressure ,they tried changing the law in 1979 so that
the WOMAN with the LARGEST ***** could hold office instead , but they
soon changed it back again..
wow, this is really freaky
a few years ago, former cabinet minister Edwina Currie charged former
in***bent John Major with "CHEATING by secretly tucking IT between HIS
LEGS". but next bloke was worse.
you cannot be serious
and the next guy had a hand in the till, spent taxpayers money on
***** enhancing cosmetic surgery without declaring his new length and
girth. but the bloke we've got now was so hungry for power that he
numbed himself up with a bottle of scotch and filed a few millimetres
off to avoid a leader****p challenge from Jack Straw.
well to be honest we don't have real democracy in the us either. but
then again, people tend to be more religious in these parts, and i
guess a lot of people kinda like the old folksy traditions
.. despite all the talk, at the end of the day ,we still award our
presidency to those delivered by anal birth.
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