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TIDBITS 05/14/06

by Benjamin Mark <namor@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > May 14, 2006 at 09:46 AM

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The Lotus and The Lotus Position

Well ... there's the Position and there's the Flower ... and
of course ... of course ... they're interrelated.

In the East for instance ... the Lotus is considered a symbol
of the divine presence in human life ... the expanding flower
forming the rosette of the cycles of existence.

In olden times the medieval church denounced the cross-legged
stance known as the Lotus Posture as a symbol of paganism
and declared that them what assumed this position were working
witchcraft. See the analogy? Perfectly clear and rational ...
n'est ce pas?

Lordy lord how I love the logic of human thought. The lotus
is also considered the receptive cup of the feminine principle.
Anyone care to venture a thought as to what this means exactly?
Its root represents the indissoluble. Its stem is the umbilical
cord. It's seed pod is the fecundity of human creation.	My guess
is that its petals represent a spaghetti dinner.

I digress here from this fascinating tale for a quick disclaimer.
Lest there are some who might take umbrage at what might inadvertently
be misinterpreted as a mocking stance ... I apologize in advance.
This apology is born of experience as I once had a reader who
was a warlock and who felt deep resentment over the fact that I
was mocking witchcraft ... a thing which--of course--I would never
do. That said ... I shall throw caution to the winds and boldly
venture forth into the inexplicable mysteries of the Flower and the
Position.

But wait. I double digress. When someone requests that someone else
assumes The Position ... are they talking Lotus? This question
troubles me and I urgently need an answer. And when they make
bejeweled figurines of little folk sitting lotus fa****on ... how come
they always show a male. Why are women not equally represented? I
resent this. Stand up, I say. Stand up and march for equal
representation. Women of the world ... unite. Request ... nay ...
demand statuettes be made of women sitting lotus-fa****on. It is your
right ... it is your obligation ... it is a mishegoss. (This last is
Yiddish. You look it up.)

Not only is the Lotus a symbol of divine birth from muddy waters
.... it also has funerary meanings ... implying death. The cascades
of logic never cease to flow. For those who need to know ... the Lotus
is also considered the seat of human intelligence ... as well as being
representative of the centers of psychic systems. Hmmm.

In order to assume the correct cross-legged position ... the
instructions dictate that the right foot be placed on the left thigh
and the left foot be  placed on the right thigh. This is clearly
opposed to the ever growing popular notion among the elite radical few
who would have you believe that the right foot should be placed on the
right thigh and the left foot on the left thigh. What would we do--I
ask--without clear and concise instructions? In addition ... the soles
of the feet should be turned  up. Yeah right ... try turning the soles
down. You'll have to break yer bloody ankles. Still ... one can never
be too explicit.

Well ... having ventured recklessly into a world of potential chaos
.... having braved the dangers of living in a world of irrefutable
logic and survived ... I return to explain the theme behind all this
flower mish-mash stuff. I have this most adorable image you see ... of
a bejeweled little fellow sitting lotus fa****on with a lotus flower at
his feet. Wanna see?

For those of you who are new to this thing called Tidbits...may 
I direct you to my home page at www.tyler-adam.com where 
you will scroll down the left side menu till you get to the area 
that says Current Tidbits ... and then click on it in order to 
view  a gold, carved coral and lapis lazuli clip brooch signed by 
Tiffany and valued at $3500.00

And there ya have it.
That's it for this week folks.
Catch you all next week.
Benjamin Mark

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