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TIDBITS 08/27/06

by Benjamin Mark <namor@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Aug 27, 2006 at 12:36 AM

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Crocodile

It is a large, carnivorous, armored reptile. It is the spirit evil.
It is lecherous and greedy. It loves to eat women. This last 
statement may well warrant a segue but I ain't touchin' it with
a ten foot pole. The Bakongo of Zaire tell a tale of an old voyeur
who--watching girls frolicking about in the river--wanted them
so much he bought himself a crocodile fetish and then shape-****fted
into a crocodile and ate all the girls.

Everybody who wants to be a crocodile ... raise your hands.

There once was a maiden by the name of Selekana who was thrown 
into a river by those who hated her goodness. There she was 
made to clean the palace of the River King--a giant crocodile. It 
would appear that crocodiles and women are inextricably connected.
Undigested ... Selenka escaped with the crocodile's jewels. 

Here we have yet another example of the op****tunity to segue ... 
an op****tunity once again ignored. The double-entendre lives.

In early myth the crocodile represented the brutal side of the god
Set. He also represented  treachery, deceit, and hypocracy. To be
eaten by a crocodile was tantamount to a descent in hell. I tend to
think this holds true regardless of which animal is doing the eating.

India. The use of adornments as symbols of wealth through the ages 
was unparalleled. So heavily laden with jewels were the arms of some
of the women that Niccolao Manucci--an Italian physician at Auranzeb's
court--had trouble when trying to feel the pulses of the heavily
adorned, ornament-laden ladies of the day. Bracelets and bangles
abounded. Oh to have had an internet site back in them thar days.
Come good lady. View the munificence of the jewels of Tyler Adam.

The Kada (bangles) were at times worn twelve deep from the wrist on
up. I have a pair with makara (crocodile-head) terminals. This, dear
souls, is the connection of jewelry to the crocodilian myths mentioned
above which--for all I know--are undoubtedly also a croc. Enameled.
Gem set. Gold. North India. 19th century. Gorgeous. Just the thing for
your woman to wear on her arm ... physcians not withstanding.

For those of you who are new to this thing called Tidbits...may 
I direct you to my home page at www.tyler-adam.com where 
you will scroll down the left side menu till you get to  the area 
that says Current Tidbits ... and then click on it in order to 
view an image of a pair of crocodile bangles ... no tears included.

And there ya have it.
That's it for this week folks.
Catch you all next week.
Benjamin Mark

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