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TIDBITS 07/22/07

by Benjamin Mark <namor@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jul 20, 2007 at 09:32 PM

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For better or worse my friends ... I have returned. Vacation ... alas
.... is over. Drats!    

Gold Auspicious Beast

Here in the good old U.S. of A. gold and gold trinkets are
for anyone that has the money with which to purchase their objects
of desire. In ancient China ... things were a tad different. Gold
collections were for the aristocracy alone.

So let us trek back to the demise of the Han Dynasty in China. It's
just a quick stroll through the divisions and clashes of rival
political parties. I know these are alien thoughts for most of you ...
but one must endure the savageries of the olden days ... strange as
they may seem. 

Turbulence ... invasions ... the Great Wall notwithstanding ... and
the Han Dynasty fell (220-589). The nomadic tribes of northern China
conquered. Luckily ... with all this invading and conquering stuff ...
avarice of the aristocracy still reigned supreme. Breeding always 
showed.  Private workshops were kept. Gold and silver objects were
produced by master craftsmen for the exclusive use of their masters.
Woe be he who wore a golden trinket above her rank. I shudder to
think. Yuan Chen, king of Hejian, delighted in showing off his
baubles. Many of these trinkets were horses. Yuan Chen knew horses. He
was a horse aficionado.

A mania grew. These luxuries became so in demand that a Northern
Wei emperor banned the private employment of gold craftsman. The
art of one upman****p had clearly been highly refined. I know some
people who would gladly subscribe to this kind of thinking as long
as they were the top of the fa****on food chain. Gold for me ... yeah 
yeah yeah. None for you ... yeah yeah yeah.

And so ... now that you know everything of im****t that there is
to know about the machinations of the Northern Wei Dynasty ...
I present you with one of the baubles found in the Inner Mongolia
Autonomous Region. It is a Gold Auspicious Beast. Snorting and
prancing and pawing the ground ... it is waiting to be mounted before
da****ng off with its rider to wage battle on insignificant rival
emperors.

For those of you who are new to this thing called Tidbits...may 
I direct you to my home page at www.tyler-adam.com where 
you will scroll down the left side menu till you get to  the area 
that says Current Tidbits ... and then click on it in order to 
view an astounding Gold Auspicious Beast.

And there ya have it.
That's it for this week folks.
Catch you all next week.
Benjamin Mark

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