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TIDBITS 08/12/07

by Benjamin Mark <namor@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Aug 10, 2007 at 10:45 PM

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Tianlu

The scholar's name was Li Shaojun.  He lived during the Western
Han Dynasty .. a period during which the creation of bronze artifacts
fell out of favor and the making of gold objects became a fully 
independent art. This was in part due to Li Shaojun's influence for
he proposed that the making of gold and silver wares would not
only lengthen one's life ... but it would also improve one's health
and perhaps even bring one immortality.

This information is for those who live in a perpetual void of utter
darkness always wondering ... wondering ... why the goldsmith came to
be. Heck folks ... make a trinket ... live another ten years. Do you 
have any idea how many trinkets I have. I'm here to tell you I'm
racing the clock. Anyone want to join me at the foundry?

And so ... as it were ... there was once a mythological beast whose
job it was to guard various tombs. These creatures ... known as Tianlu
.... were usually deployed in pairs ... for as everyone knows ... two
Tianlus are always better than one. By the way ... the word Tianlu
refers to the beast of the male gender. Should he be a female ... she
would then be a Pixiu.

Our fierce little beastie has the face of a tiger ... the body of a
lion ... and the horns of a dragon. And of course ... they had wings
.... for they could quite often surely be seen flying overhead on some
urgent mission.

Which brings us ... through the incredibly elevated art of the supreme
segue ...  to the time of the Eastern Han Dynasty and the tomb of
Liu Chang ... in which was found a filagreed gold Tianlu studded with
precious and semi-precious stones. It was--parenthetically--during
these same times that the alchemists of the day used the gold melting
ovens to produce pills of immortality. Take two of these with a glass
of water and don't call me for a thousand years or so.

The craftsman****p with which this little fellow was made is truly
quite striking ... and I would urge each and every one of you to
immediately  go out and get hold of one to put on your mantelpiece ...
or altar ... or wherever.

For those of you who are new to this thing called Tidbits...may 
I direct you to my home page at www.tyler-adam.com where 
you will scroll down the left side menu till you get to  the area 
that says Current Tidbits ... and then click on it in order to 
view a Tianlu of the Eastern Han Dynasty.

And there ya have it.
That's it for this week folks.
Catch you all next week.
Benjamin Mark

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