http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/ $ en-us Copyright 2003-2005, Talk About Network. All Rights Reserved. 2008-12-03T18:12:44+00:00 TAN rss@talkaboutnetwork.com Discussion hourly 1 1970-01-01T00:00+00:00 http://tan12.talkaboutnetwork.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/ http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44857.html Ugly old crone says, Whoever can guess the weight of this parrot on my shoulder can have me for the night. Three and a half tonnes! Okay, thats close enough Pollytheism is the belief that God is a parrot. Polynesia is memory loss in parrots. S... Ray ltray@[EMAIL PROTECTED] gt Discussion 2008-12-04T08:55:13+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44856.html This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_001F_01C9553D.9B2AA8C0 Content-Type: text/plain charset=Windows-1252 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Squirrels There were five houses of religion in a small Texas tow... Juan M ltjuanmSPAMMENOT@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-12-03T15:58:44+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44855.html A young woman wakes-straightens up the bed, puts on a robe,shuffles to the kitchen, gets the coffee going, goes back to the bedroom, takes the cover off the parrot cage. As she is preparing to dress the phone ring. After she says hello a mans voic... Imno1 ltwhoha@[EMAIL PROTECTED] gt Discussion 2008-12-03T12:55:37+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44843.html I have scoured the net far and wide to cut , past and plagiarize material for your edification and enjoyment.Not so much as a guffaw or chuckle did I get.I only received complaints and ingratitude.In light of this displeasure I will refrain from post... Jack Teacozy ltroscoehavanna@[EMAIL PROT... Discussion 2008-12-02T20:51:07+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44842.html I have scoured the net far and wide to cut , past and plagiarize material for your edification and enjoyment.Not so much as a guffaw or chuckle did I get.I only received complaints and ingratitude.In light of this displeasure I will refrain from post... Jack Teacozy ltroscoehavanna@[EMAIL PROT... Discussion 2008-12-02T20:06:02+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44841.html A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the birds mouth was rude, obnoxious laced w/profanity. John tried tried to change the birds attitude by consistently s... Ray ltray@[EMAIL PROTECTED] gt Discussion 2008-12-03T11:15:08+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44839.html This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_002D_01C95379.A1289770 Content-Type: text/plain charset=Windows-1252 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Have you checked out this progressive blog? http://progressivenorthw... Juan M ltjuanmSPAMMENOT@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-12-01T05:57:01+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44837.html A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around the empty room, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said Jesus is watching you. He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he h... Jack Teacozy ltroscoehavanna@[EMAIL PROT... Discussion 2008-11-30T23:29:36+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44835.html Subject: The Power of Alcohol (Groan :-) The Power of Alcohol A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves... roscoehavanna@[EMAIL PROTECTED] Discussion 2008-11-30T20:56:32+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44834.html This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_000F_01C951FF.F79CD290 Content-Type: text/plain charset=Windows-1252 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Can you pass this test? =20 1.. If a night out means some seriou... Juan M ltjuanmSPAMMENOT@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-11-29T23:58:24+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44832.html As there are no new jokes -- nihil novi sub sole -- in case somebody has not seen it. DAS NASA had sent many shuttles to orbit the earth and made an attempt to include passengers of all races, color and creed. They recently realized they had e... Dori A Schmetterling ltnobody@[EMAIL PRO... Discussion 2008-11-29T17:54:23+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44829.html A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. I dont want to know, the child said, bursting into tears. Promise me you wont tell me. Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, When I was six, I got the ... Ray ltray@[EMAIL PROTECTED] gt Discussion 2008-11-27T08:16:20+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44828.html Enjoy the early Chanukah greeting. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjNXTQfsL9Y For those who have seen it, dont bother to watch but I wish you VERY early Chanukah anyway. DAS To send an e-mail directly replace spam with schmetterling --- Dori A Schmetterling ltnobody@[EMAIL PRO... Discussion 2008-11-26T13:46:53+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44826.html The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are “the seven Dwarfs” they get ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. “Dopey my son,” says the Pope, “what can I do for you?” Dopey asks, “Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there a... George Orwell ltnobody@[EMAIL PROTECTED]... Discussion 2008-11-25T10:40:03+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44825.html The Fasting Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus. Ladies, dont forget the rummage sale. Its a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the ... Ray ltray@[EMAIL PROTECTED] gt Discussion 2008-11-25T15:25:54+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44824.html 1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep.=A0=A0=A0=A0Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. --Author Unknown =A0 2)=A0=A0=A0=A0Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headac... GuyPatten@[EMAIL PROTECTED] Discussion 2008-11-24T21:36:27+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44820.html The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new hus... Onkel Petey ltpa25no_spam@[EMAIL PROTECT... Discussion 2008-11-24T16:17:19+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44816.html For all the funny jokes he posts and then has to read political and religious rhetoric in return. I hope that this isnt a repeat for you: Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, Esther... Onkel Petey ltpa25no_spam@[EMAIL PROTECT... Discussion 2008-11-23T21:27:46+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44811.html Mortgage Backed Securities are like boxes of chocolates. Criminals on Wall Street stole a few chocolates from the boxes and replaced them with turds. Their criminal buddies at Standard Poors rated these boxes AAA Investment Grade chocolates. These b... GuyPatten@[EMAIL PROTECTED] Discussion 2008-11-21T20:19:31+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/messages/44805.html FACTS SHOCKING BUT TRUE! 1. The real, original and genuine Name of our Creator in the original Hebrew Holy Scriptures is YAO-HOO and that of the genuine Messiah is YAO-HOO-SHUA. (accented on the syllable hoo) 2. Salvation is found in nob... czarleut.aneale@[EMAIL PROTECTED] Discussion 2008-11-21T06:59:27+00:00 Search talkaboutcomedy.com Jewish q http://talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.jewish/search.html