"Richard Warren" <rwarren@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>
> An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for
> 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
> pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
>
> Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did
this
> to you? I want to know!'
>
> The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
Ferrari
> stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey
hair
> and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and
enters
> the house.
>
> He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells
> them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
>
> I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
> charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
of
> her life.
>
> Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
stores,
> a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
>
> If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000
> bank account. If twins, they will rec eive a factory and $2,000,000
each.<
> EM>
>
> However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
>
> At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun,
> places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.
>
> 'You gonna try again.'
>
>
LOL!!! Excellent
One more bit of humor here that has gotten at least a good chuckle from my
girl friend!
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