A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, sort of bewildered, and groggy, jumped up from the bed and
yelled at the man 'Holy ****! That must be my husband!'
So the guy, in his own grogginess, quickly jumped out of the
bed, scared and ****d, and jumped out
the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground,
ran through
a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his
car.This fully woke him up. A few
minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman 'I AM your husband, you ****!'
The woman, now full y awake, yelled back, 'Yeah??? Then why were
you running....you Son of a ***** !!!'
And that folks............is how the fight started.
GAP
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