A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing
an earring.The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative
fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fa****on sense."The
man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into
earrings."Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies
sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods
him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?""Ever since my wife
found it in my truck."
(I always wondered how this trend got
started.)
P.S. In an earlier post I saw the name "wankstain" and thought it
sounded Jewish but then wondered why the "w" wasn't capitalized. Read it
again and thought about it awhile and it finally hit me. I think you
folks are too sharp for me!
GAP