THE AUSTRALIAN VIRGIN
A very nice, innocent woman wants to get married, but she is only willing
to
marry a man if he has never had *** with another woman. After several
unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.She
ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the
Australian Outback and he has no experience with women. She is very happy
with him, and she feels that they are perfect for each other.. So, they
end
up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to
prepare for the evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her
new
husband standing in the middle of the room, ****d. All the furniture from
the room is piled in one corner.
'What happened?' she asks.
'I've never been with a woman' he says, 'But if it's anything like a
kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!'
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