Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to
> make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some
> advice.
> "Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy
> swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer, they're years
outta
> style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos about two
> sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em.
> I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!"
>
> The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new
tight
> Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
>
> Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their
> faces, turning away, and laughing!
>
> So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong
> now?"
>
>
> "Sheeeez!" said the lifeguard, "Maaaaate!!! The potato goes in front!"
>
>
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