A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
One woman lost it completely.
She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to
die', she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last
minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can
make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman
in the front of the plane. Then a man stood up in the rear of the plane.
He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his ****rt as he
went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his ****rt. Muscles
rippled across his chest. She gasped...
Then, he spoke...'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'
regards
Ray
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