Elderly, ailing Mr. Rabinowitz has demanded to be moved from St.
Luke's hospital to Mount Sinai. His new doctor wants to know why.
"Was the medical care inadequate at St. Luke's?"
"No," says the old man, "it was all right."
"How about the nurses?"
"The nurses were nice; I can't complain," he says.
"The food? You didn't like the food there?"
"Nah, the food was OK; can't complain."
"So why," asks the doctor, "did you demand to be switched to Mount
Sinai?"
"Because here," Rabinowitz says, "I can complain."


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