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Red, Red Wine

by Ray <ray@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > May 18, 2008 at 11:01 AM

Neil Diamond had a great song called Red Red Wine and it reminded me 
..........(though us pedants would put a comma between Red and Red)

Two reasons to drink wine - to quench a thirst; to prevent a thirst

The wine I like to drink most is that which belongs to other people

Red wine improves with age. The older I get the more I enjoy it

Frankly, I’d rather have a case of chicken pox than a case of this wine, 
but by the same token,if you drink enough wine,it doesn't matter how bad 
it is.

There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl

Can't we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really have to be reminded 
every time we go out to a nice restaurant that we have no idea what we 
are doing?

If you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something brussel sprouts 
never do.

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a red wine teetotaller.

Men are like fine wine... and it's a woman's job to pick them as grapes, 
stomp on them and thrown them into a dark cellar until they mature 
enough to be something you'd like to have dinner with.

There is no such thing as an ugly person. Only too little wine


regards

Ray
 




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Red, Red Wine
Ray <ray@[EMAIL PROTEC  2008-05-18 11:01:57 
Re: Red, Red Wine
"Leon" <word  2008-05-18 03:29:16 

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