A suburban Jewish congregation honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service by
sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.
When he walks into his hotel room, he finds a beautiful **** woman in the
bed.
She greets the Rabbi with, "Hi, Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that
the
President of the Temple arranged for you."
The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the
Temple and shouts, "Greenblatt, what were you thinking? Where is your
respect? I am the moral leader of our religious community! I am very angry
with you and you have not heard the end of this."
Hearing this, the ****d woman gets up and starts to get dressed.
The Rabbi turns to her and asks, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with
you !!"
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