On Fri, 23 May 2008 00:53:07 GMT "Leon" <wordswordsNOSPAM@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "A herring," says the old man. "A herring isn't green," the lawyer
> says. "There's a law against painting a herring green?" the old man
> asks. "But a herring doesn't hang on the wall in the living room,"
> says the legal eagle. "In my house, I can hang anything on the wall I
> want," the grandfather says.
> "Aha," says the Supreme Court Justice wannabe, "A green herring on
> the wall in the living room doesn't whistle."
>
> Grandpa shrugs. "So it doesn't whistle."
But did it smell the house out and Grandpa had to move?
Did he take the herring with him?


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