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Re: New SCJM poster

by "JeWitch" <i.am@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > May 26, 2008 at 06:07 PM

"Darrin" <darrint68@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "Darrin" <darrin...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > On Mar 7, 8:0, Oldi...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 (Olly Mensch) wrote in SCJM
> > (soc.culture.jewish.moderated):
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> >> Don Levey - - I was lurking in this group, with the intention of>
> >> Incidentally, one poster always signs with "Framingham, MA" - I don't
> >> know why - >>
>
> > LOL! Glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed!eh As if the boonies
> > of Framingham is somehow the Mother of American Judaism!? LOL! ehe -D,
> > NYC "The Jews of New York City today make up the largest, richest,
> > most creative Jewish community in the world. Yet little more than a
> > hundred years ago, most of them were desperately poor, living in
> > teeming immigrant neighborhoods. How these Jews - through struggle,
> > education, and determination - transformed themselves and their city
> > is a great American success story. Jewish New Yorkers powered major
> > city businesses such as the garment and media industries, reinvented
> > Broadway theatre, and helped invent the modern labor movement. They
> > also won Nobel Prizes and introduced the United States to such
> > delights as pastrami, Egg Creams, and an intimitable form of Jewish
> > comedy" - GREATEST JEWISH CITY IN THE WORLD, excerpt from JEWISH NY:
> > NOTABLE NEIGHBORHOODS & MEMORABLE MOMENTS BY IRA WOLFMAN>

> I don't doubt one word of what you said, but why does an egg cream have>

> neither egg or cream?->>

Simple: the foamy froth on top resembles beaten egg whites or the foam
from a cappuccino! There IS an art form to making Egg Creams! If you
do not have the right combo of milk, seltzer and chocolate syrup, it
will not taste good. BTW, please ignore the previous poster/pretend
doctor. Lipschitz (aka Moi****e, Shmuck, Bugsy Buzzbomb, Avenger, Voice
of Reason, Professor Bugsbaum, Mr. Nice Guy, The Boss, Hymie The Jew,
and Moishe The Jew) has been let out on another weekend pass from the
insane asylum!ehe -D, NYC "The Egg Cream is psychologically the
opposite of cir***cision - it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness!"
ehe - MEL BROOKS (b. Kaminsky, Bklyn - umpteenth sweet, Jewish
NYer).."There must be something in L.A...but Becky's on Kings Highway
was the Egg Cream of choice..for fifty-cents you got a shot -
chocolate bubbles up your nose..so the next time you're in Brooklyn -
please say hello for me..at Totonno's for pizza and ice cream at Al
and ****rley's..you scream , I steam, we all want Egg Cream!!" - LOU
REED (b. Rabinowitz, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."The most
beautiful women in the world reside in Manhattan - how can a man
choose just one?" - ALFIE (Jude Law).."New York is the only real city-
city" - TRUMAN CAPOTE.."You know, the more they knock New York, the
bigger it gets!" - WILL ROGERS.."More history happened in New York
than in any other place in the nation" - KENNETH T. JACKSON, Columbia
University Professor, Encyclopedia of New York.."On July 9, 1776 the
Declaration of Independence was read aloud to General Wa****ngton's
troops in New York" - LITTLE BIG BOOK OF NEW YORK.."New York City has
for several centuries offered a promise to the destitute and
downtrodden of the world: venture here and you too can earn a living
in our highy competitive, intensely commercial metropolis. Millions of
Jews took that challenge, found success, and along the way attempted
almost every occupation imaginable" - GOTTA EARN A DOLLAR, excerpt
from JEWISH NY: NOTABLE NEIGHBORHOODS & MEMORABLE MOMENTS BY IRA
WOLFMAN.."Comedians/Entertainers: American humor - theatre, film,
television - would have lost much of its punch without Groucho, Chico,
and Harpo Marx, Milton Berle, Fanny Brice, George Burns, Sid Caesar,
Eddie Cantor, Judy Holliday, Zero Mostel, Henny Youngman, and even
yes, The Three Stooges (Larry Fine, Moe Horwitz, and Jerome "Curly"
Horwitz). The tradition continued with New York natives Danny Kaye and
Phil Silvers in the 1950s & '60s. Woody Allen and Mel Brooks in the
'70s & '80s, and Jerry Seinfeld in the '90s" - NEW YORK CITY'S JEWISH
ARTISTS, IBID.."In New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish.
If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to be Goyish, even if
you're Jewish!" eh - LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider,
umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."I moved into my apartment Sept. 10. In
one day I saw the worst but also the best of New York. Its people are
glorious, marvelous. The best. First-run movies? We got it. Tops in
theater? We got it. Ballet, opera, circus, concerts. More culture
here, more in the way of arts than anywhere in the world. New York is
the Athens of today" - MATT DAMON.."If I'd lived in Roman times, I'd
have lived in Rome. Where else? Today America is the Roman Empire and
New York is Rome itself" - JOHN LENNON (one of NY's most famous
adoptive sons, Strawberry Fields Memorial, Central Park - world's most
famous recreational park).."New York City has the zoo, aquarium,
museums, fa****on center, diamond center, U.N., Statue of Liberty; and
it's got the Yanks and the Mets; and it's got every kind of food but
lousy; and it's the home of the one-namers like Harrison, Dustin,
Calvin, Katie, Rosie, Bianca, Bernadette, Matt, Bryant, Vanessa,
Julia, Halle, Gwyneth, Donald, Ivana, Puffy" - CINDY ADAMS (umpteenth
sweet NYer, PAGE 6, NY POST - oldest, continuously published newspaper
in America; founded by one of our founding fathers, Alexander
Hamilton.."'Cause everyone's your friend in New York City..And
everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty..The streets
are paved with diamonds and there's just so much to see..But the best
thing about New York City is you and me..Statue of Liberty, Staten
Island Ferry, Co-op City, Katz's and Tiffany's..Central Park, Brooklyn
Bridge, The Empire State where Dylan lived..Coney Island and Times
Square, Rockefeller Center..Wish I was there" - THEY MIGHT BE
GIANTS.."New York City is a friendly old town, from Wa****ngton Heights
to Harlem on down" - BOB DYLAN (b. Zimmerman, sweet Jew, "Voice of a
Generation," Top 100 selling artist of all-time)


What is the perfect amount of each to make a delicious egg cream - just in

case I ever see a REAL bottle of seltzer - It is possible I am the only
Jew 
around for miles and miles .. diane
 




 6 Posts in Topic:
Re: New SCJM poster
"JeWitch" <i  2008-05-26 18:07:55 
Re: New SCJM poster
Fred Kasner <fkasner@[  2008-05-27 18:35:54 
Re: New SCJM poster
"Juan M" <jd  2008-05-27 16:44:33 
Re: New SCJM poster
"Jack McGann" &  2008-05-28 19:49:45 
Re: New SCJM poster
Fred Kasner <fkasner@[  2008-05-28 15:35:20 
Re: New SCJM poster
"Juan M" <jd  2008-05-28 16:49:56 

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