"Polly the Parrot" <flatulantdingo@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On Fri, 23 May 2008 00:53:07 GMT "Leon" <wordswordsNOSPAM@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> wrote:
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>> "A herring," says the old man. "A herring isn't green," the lawyer
>> says. "There's a law against painting a herring green?" the old man
>> asks. "But a herring doesn't hang on the wall in the living room,"
>> says the legal eagle. "In my house, I can hang anything on the wall I
>> want," the grandfather says.
>> "Aha," says the Supreme Court Justice wannabe, "A green herring on
>> the wall in the living room doesn't whistle."
>>
>> Grandpa shrugs. "So it doesn't whistle."
>
>
> But did it smell the house out and Grandpa had to move?
>
> Did he take the herring with him?
Yes. Grandma, who he was divorcing for that proste ****ksa, put the herring
in his drapery rods.
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Harry Farkas
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