<<DarrinT68 wrote on Jan 26 >>
<<From 1999
<
<James Woods: Why is there a head of Rosie O'Donnell...like rotating
around?
<<Howard: That head is full of jelly beans..you can guess...do you go
on
that show?
<<Woods: I've been on that show, yes.
Howard: What a mess that is...oy vey!!..I was watching it yesterday.
<Woods: Let me just tell you..she is decidingly not interested in
*****
length.
<<Howard: Yeah, I think you're right on that...that's for sure.
Woods: In fact, I say that with all due respect.
<<Howard: Do you know how not interested she is? When she had adopted
a
son, she had to call Steven Spielberg's wife and ask her if her son
<<was cir***cised. She couldn't tell.
Robin Quivers: She thought her son was cir***cised and Spielberg's
wife...I think..was changing the baby's diaper and told Rosie that he
<<wasn't.
Howard: Can you imagine?
<<Woods: Where in the outer limits here now.
Howard: You're cir***cised, I take it?
<Woods: I'm near-sided, I can't see that far (Woods is pur****ted to
be
<hung like a horse)
Howard: Imagine having that much removed? When you were born, was
your
<<mother shocked? How you developed..is it legend?
Woods: It actually kinda runs in the family. We're a gene pool unto
<ourselves.
On May 26, 12:14=C2=A0pm, "JeWitch" <i...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "Darrin" <darrin...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On Jan 26, 4:28=EF=BF=BDpm, John Phillips <flatulantdi...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 14:29:44 -0500 "3BoBBB" <3Bo...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > > The same Howard who dumped his Jewess for a blonde Polish-Catholic
> > > ****ksa? Why do Jewish men hate Jewish women?>
> > Why do some people make such sweeping generalisations?>
> I see you've met my cyber stalker extraordinaire!?eheeee Pay little
> mind to the jealous Gentile of a kvetch!ehe As I had once explained to
> the raving ****nik: =C2=A0it's not hatred, it's law of averages. There
are
> more ****ksehs for the taking, and more Jews who are secular than
> religious. When you're a celebrity, religion is the last thing on your
> mind. It's all about shtupping! eh The shmeckle does not discriminate!
> ehe -D, NYC "I was born in Waukegan, a long, long, long time ago. As a
> matter of fact, our Rabbi was an Indian..he used a tomahawk...I was
> eight days old..what did I know?" ehe - JACK BENNY (b. Kubelsky, sweet
> Jew, quoted in Irving A. Fein's Jack Benny)>
> Maybe Stern's girlfriend is really Jewish and he is just not saying so.
> Like how he says that he is only HALF Jewish. . =C2=A0that his mother
is =
Italian
> .. That is not true .. Ostrosky - that could be Jewish - before the
nose
> job, I would have sworn she was a jew.
As tasteless as Howie is, he's still a nice Jewish boy at heart! eh
IOW, never in a million years did I think that A) he would be divorced
from Allison, who is Jewish. Or B) he would date and/or marry a
****ksa! eh -D, NYC "This isn't Luciano Pavarotti time..this is rock
'n' roll.. this is the most expensive room to rent in the world" -
BILLY JOEL, Madison Square Garden, 2002, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer,
one of the Top 100 selling artists of all-time.."You know..my
impression of Howard has changed dramatically over the years. I've
really gone through three phases with the guy. When I first heard him
on NBC, then on 92.3, I thought this guy is a true asshole. All he
does is insult people, attack people, gouges at their weak points.
He's really a slime dog. But then, I must admit, after listening for a
while, I came to my own opinion. I saw real humor...real clever
objective stuff, that really was a commentary on our times" - GERALDO
RIVERA (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - mother is Jewish).."Can I just
talk about one other issue I had? I'm almost hesitant to say
this...because I'm not gay...I'm not looking at other guys...but the
whole uncir***cised thing..when they're doing close-ups...It's
just...that's a whole other issue...it's just disgusting!" ehe - BABA
BOOEY (aka Boy Gary Dell'Abate, cir***cised I-talian, producer -
Howard Stern show, commenting on having seen a recent
****).."Comedians/Entertainers: American humor - theatre, film,
television - would have lost much of its punch without Groucho, Chico,
and Harpo Marx, Milton Berle, Fanny Brice, George Burns, Sid Caesar,
Eddie Cantor, Judy Holliday, Zero Mostel, Henny Youngman, and even
yes, The Three Stooges (Larry Fine, Moe Horwitz, and Jerome "Curly"
Horwitz). The tradition continued with New York natives Danny Kaye and
Phil Silvers in the 1950s & '60s. Woody Allen and Mel Brooks in the
'70s & '80s, and Jerry Seinfeld in the '90s" - NEW YORK CITY'S JEWISH
ARTISTS, excerpt from "Jewish NY: Notable Neighborhoods & Memorable
Moments" by Ira Wolfman.."The Jews of New York City today make up the
largest, richest, most creative Jewish community in the world. Yet
little more than a hundred years ago, most of them were desperately
poor, living in teeming immigrant neighborhoods. How these Jews -
through struggle, education, and determination - transformed
themselves and their city is a great American success story. Jewish
New Yorkers powered major city businesses such as the garment and
media industries, reinvented Broadway theatre, and helped invent the
modern labor movement. They also won Nobel Prizes and introduced the
United States to such delights as pastrami, Egg Creams, and an
intimitable form of Jewish comedy" - GREATEST JEWISH CITY IN THE
WORLD, IBID.."The extraordinary European Jews who emigrated to New
York were enriching the city's intellectual life with an intensity
that has probably never been equaled anywhere during a comparable
period of time. I was raised largely by these Jews...They were my
teachers; they were my employers; they were my friends. They
introduced me to a world of books and ideas that I didn't know
existed" - MARLON BRANDO, excerpt from SONGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT
ME.."Perhaps my own personal early background, a thoroughly anti-
Semitic culture, enables me to perceive more clearly than most certain
realities of Jewish-Gentile relations in the US. Anti-Semites, whether
of the truly vicious or almost casual type, perceive Jews as
inferior...On the contrary, they are superior" - STEVE ALLEN (from his
introduction to Tim Boxer's Jewish Celebrity Hall of Fame, 1987.."I
moved into my apartment Sept. 10. In one day I saw the worst but also
the best of New York. Its people are glorious, marvelous. The best.
First-run movies? We got it. Tops in theater? We got it. Ballet,
opera, circus, concerts. More culture here, more in the way of arts
than anywhere in the world. New York is the Athens of today" - MATT
DAMON.."If I'd lived in Roman times, I'd have lived in Rome. Where
else? Today America is the Roman Empire and New York is Rome itself" -
JOHN LENNON, one of NY's most famous adoptive sons, Strawberry Fields
Memorial, Central Park - world's most famous recreational park.."New
York City has the zoo, aquarium, museums, fa****on center, diamond
center, U.N., Statue of Liberty; and it's got the Yanks and the Mets;
and it's got every kind of food but lousy; and it's the home of the
one-namers like Harrison, Dustin, Calvin, Katie, Rosie, Bianca,
Bernadette, Matt, Bryant, Vanessa, Julia, Halle, Gwyneth, Donald,
Ivana, Puffy" - CINDY ADAMS, umpteenth sweet NYer, PAGE 6, NY POST -
oldest, continuously published newspaper in America; founded by one of
our founding fathers, Alexander Hamilton.."'Cause everyone's your
friend in New York City..And everything looks beautiful when you're
young and pretty..The streets are paved with diamonds and there's just
so much to see..But the best thing about New York City is you and
me..Statue of Liberty, Staten Island Ferry, Co-op City, Katz's and
Tiffany's..Central Park, Brooklyn Bridge, The Empire State where Dylan
lived..Coney Island and Times Square, Rockefeller Center..Wish I was
there" - THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS.."New York City is a friendly old town,
from Wa****ngton Heights to Harlem on down" - BOB DYLAN (b. Zimmerman,
sweet Jew, "Voice of a Generation," Top 100 selling artist of all-
time).."The more I travel across the gravel..The more I sail the sea.
The more I feel convinced to the fact, New York's the town for me.
That crazy skyline is right in my line. And when I'm far away, I'm
able to bear it for several hours..Then I brake down and say: Take me
back to Manhattan...Take me back to New York...I'm just longing to see
once more..my little home on the hundredth floor" - COLE
****TER.."There's a boat dat's leavin' soon for New York. Come wid me,
dat's where we belong, sister. You an' me kin live dat high life in
New York. Come wid me, dere you can't go wrong, sister. I'll buy you
de swellest mansion - up on upper Fi'th Avenue - An' through Harlem
we'll go struttin'" - ELLA FITZGERALD (penned by George & Ira
Gershwin, b. Gershowitz, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYers - greatest pop-
songwriters of all-time).."Have you seen the well-to-do..up & down
Park Avenue..on that famous thoroughfare...with their noses in the
air...Puttin' on the Ritz" - IRVING BERLIN (b. Baline, sweet NY
raised).."The Empire State Building was lit with bluelights in 1995 to
kick off the addition of blue M&M's, red pulsing lights to mark the
release of Pink Floyd's album Pulse, and yellow for the debut of
Microsoft's Windows 95. They stopped doing requests after that - too
many were made" - LITTLE BIG BOOK OF NEW YORK.."The Woolworth
Building, known for its gothic architecture, opened in 1913 on
Broadway between Park Place and Barclay Street. It was considered the
tallest skyscraper in the world until 1930" - IBID.."Standing 47
stories high, the Singer Tower was the highest building in the world
when it was completed in 1908 and became New York's first "tallest
building in the world" - IBID.."Sixty thousand people work at
Rockefeller Center and 175,000 visit it daily" - IBID.."The Chrysler
Building held the honor of world's tallest for less than a year -
until the Empire State Building was completed" - IBID.."When the
Empire State Building was first opened, a plan was advocated for
air****ps to use it for docking" - IBID.."New York City has the most
skyscrapers in the world with more than 130" - IBID.."Brooklyn's
Atlantic Avenue, today a center for Middle Eastern markets, was
formerly referred to as "Swedish Broadway" - IBID.."On November 1,
1683, the British formed Kings (aka Brooklyn) & Queens Counties,
naming the regions in honor of England's King Charles II and his wife,
Catherine of Braganza" - IBID.."Named Heere Street (High Street) by
the Dutch, Broadway was one of two main trading routes
leading north from the tip of lower Manhattan. During the American
Revolution, British and American troops traveled and fought along it"
- IBID.."The statue of King George III in Bowling Green was destroyed
by riots in 1776, melted down, and turned into musket balls used to
fire against the British during the Revolutionary War" -
IBID.."Brooklyn was settled in 1636, and chartered as part of New York
City in 1898. From Dutch and Walloon settlements it became the village
of Brooklyn Ferry in 1816, and then the city of Brooklyn in 1834" -
IBID.."The Bronx was settled in 1639 and is named for the Swedish
settler Jonas Bronck" - IBID.."The oldest surviving schoolhouse in the
United States, built in 1695, is in Staten Island's historic Richmond
town" - IBID.."New York City was briefly the US capital from 1789 to
1790" - IBID.."On July 9, 1776 the Declaration of Independence was
read aloud to General Wa****ngton's troops in New York" - IBID.."If I
had been nice to him {Prince Charles}, I could have been the first
real Jewish princess - Princess Babs" eh - BARBRA STREISAND (b. Bklyn,
umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - greatest female pop voice of the 20th
century).."In 1761, the first Jewish holiday prayer book in America is
printed and published in New York" - JEWISH BOOK OF LISTS BY JOEL
SAMBERG.."More Jews work in The Empire State Building than live in the
states of North Dakota & South Dakota combined" - IBID.."In 1660,
Asser Levy purchases property in Bruecklen (Brooklyn) and also becomes
the first Kosher butcher in the colonies" - IBID.."The Jewish cultural
contribution to New York City has been nothing short of remarkable.
Jewish writers, musicians, poets, playwrights, lyricists, composers,
painters, sculptors, actors, directors, comics, and entertainers have
greatly enriched the lively artistic scene for which New York is well-
known. In addition, Jewish patronage of the arts has played a major
role in making the city's cultural tapestry one of the most vivid in
the world" - FROM YIDDISH THEATRE TO AMERICAN CULTURE, JEWISH NY:
NOTABLE NEIGBORHOODS AND MEMORABLE MOMENTS BY IRA WOLFMAN.."In New
York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte,
Montana, you're going to be Goyish, even if you're Jewish! ehe - LENNY
BRUCE (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, Long Island, NY - umpteenth sweet,
Jewish NYer)
http://tinyurl.com/ytylqx
(New York Jewish History)
http://tinyurl.com/3yydhb
(Brach's - America's Largest Kosher
Supermarket, NY)
http://www.abigaels.com
(Abigael's on Broadway - World's largest
Kosher restaurant)
http://tinyurl.com/ysfgtl
(Temple Emanu-El, NYC - World's Largest
Synagogue)
http://tinyurl.com/26fdnj
(US Study - Jews Richer Because Of
Religion)
http://tinyurl.com/2v6n4j
(ABC NEWS: Manhattan: Where the rich are
filthy rich)
http://tinyurl.com/nqp8w
(Forbes: Most Expensive Zip Codes: #1 -
11962, Sagaponack, NY - Hamptons; NY - NY State & NYC appear 20+ more
times)
http://tinyurl.com/2n8e5h
(CNN Money: World's most expensive cities,
2007, NYC #15 (down from 10)
http://tinyurl.com/pyz6a
(Top 10 Places To Live & Work For Those Under
35 - NY, NY)
http://tinyurl.com/qs7la
(World's Most Expensive Hotel Suites - #1 -
Plaza Hotel, NY, NY)
http://tinyurl.com/7hexr
(Best States For Raising Healthy Kids: #2 -
NY)
http://tinyurl.com/3nyhl
(America's 5 Most/Least Expensive Cities To
Live In: #1 - NYC - most expensive)
http://tinyurl.com/3c6kk
(Top 10 Places America Goes To Have Fun - #3
Times Square)
http://tinyurl.com/234vsm
(NYC - safest, largest city in the US)
http://tinyurl.com/46f53
(NY, NY - Capital Of The World)
http://tinyurl.com/2tjcgw
(A Study In Differences - Are Jews Smarter?
By Richard Cohen, Wa****ngton Post)
http://tinyurl.com/38m6o
(Jewish population of the US by State)
http://tinyurl.com/666cx
(Jewish population of the World)
http://tinyurl.com/68ttu
(Jewish Nobel Prizes)
http://tinyurl.com/6qb5e
(Is It True - Do Jews Win More Nobel Prizes
than anyone else?)
http://tinyurl.com/4cz9j
(Tel-Aviv - Top 10 High-Tech Cities In The
World)
http://tinyurl.com/6exvb
(Phenomenon Of The Jews)
http://tinyurl.com/ihif
(Jews, IQs & Nobel Laureates)
http://tinyurl.com/9oea7
(Do Jews Run Hollywood!? You Bet They do, and
what of it?" by sweet Ben Stein)
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