From a cousin in Israel:
> Jewish ingenuity!
>
> An old Jewish man was finally allowed to leave the Soviet Union,
to
> emigrate to Israel. When he was searched at the Moscow air****t,
the
> customs official found a bust of Lenin.
> Customs: What is that?
> Old man: What is that? What is that?! Don't say "What is that?"
say "Who is that?". That is Lenin! The genius who thought up this
worker's paradise!
> The official laughed and let the old man through.
> The old man arrived at Tel Aviv air****t, where an Israeli
customs official found the bust of Lenin.
> Customs: What is that?
> Old man: What is that? What is that?! Don't say "What is that?"
say "Who is that?". That is Lenin! The sonofa*****! I will put him on
display in my toilet for all the years he prevented an old man from
coming home.
> The official laughed and let him through.
> When he arrived at his family's house in Jerusalem, his grandson
saw him
> unpack the bust.
> Grandson: Who is that?
> Old man: Who is that? Who is that?! Don't say "Who is that?" say
"What is
> that?" That, my child, is eight pounds of gold!
Aspasia
