May offend some people ..........
I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing.
What's all this about hell fire and dalmations?
They say give your money to God, but they give you their address.
If Jesus was Jewish, then why did he have a Mexican name?
Cast your bread upon the water and it shall come back soggy.
When an agnostic dies, does he go to the Great Perhaps?
Instead of being born again, why not just grow up?
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
Why do Catholics wor****p a god who violated a virgin's civil rights?
He’s got enough guilt to start his own religion
Let the meek inherit the earth - they have it coming to them
I know, lets start a religion like that diuretics guy!
The bullet-proof Popemobile: proof that prayer doesn't work
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion,
and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Jesus went out one Friday night and got hammered
Atheism cures religious terrorism
Any sufficiently advanced scam is indistinguishable from religion
Binary religion; we are all 0 before the great 1
Spoken at the last supper; “Everyone who wants to be in the picture, get
on this side of the table”.
The two kinds of people in your church are those who agree with you and
the bigots.
Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.
As the collection plate was coming up the aisle a young voice was heard
to say, "Don't pay for me mummy, I'm under five."
Why does the Vatican have to have lightning rods?
If God's love is infinite, why do I hate brussel sprouts?
How fitting that the Bible refers to Christians as sheep
Atheism cures religious terrorism.
If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
You found God? If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's yours
Geology shows that fossils are of different ages. Paleontology shows a
fossil sequence, the list of species represented changes through time.
Taxonomy shows biological relation****ps among species. Evolution is the
explanation that threads it all together. Creationism is the practice
of squeezing one's eyes shut and wailing "Does not!"
regards
Ray
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