In a small business office they have an answering machine that instructs
callers to leave their name and address and to spell any difficult words.
Early one Monday, the secretary was reviewing the weekend messages and
she heard an enthusiastic young woman recite her name and address and
then confidently offer,
"My difficult word is 'reconciliation' ...... .
R-E-C-O-N-C-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N."
I went to see Pavarotti once and I'll tell you this much, he didn't like
it when you joined in.
The other day, a discussion on the Big Bang theory arose somehow. One of
the guys, a born again Christian, thought he had the conversation
stopper when he asked, "What was God doing at the time of the big bang?"
I replied that while I did not know what he was doing right at the time
of the bang, I knew what he was doing two seconds before. He was saying
to his boss, "Now don't worry, this is perfectly safe!"
With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit TV show *Survivor*.
Alabamans have made their own version.
Contestants are given pink cars to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on
to Mobile, and back to Dothan.
On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm Gay, I'm a Yankee, and
I'm here to steal your guns."
First one back wins.
regards
Ray
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