Ray wrote:
> In a small business office they have an answering machine that instructs
> callers to leave their name and address and to spell any difficult
words.
>
> Early one Monday, the secretary was reviewing the weekend messages and
> she heard an enthusiastic young woman recite her name and address and
> then confidently offer,
> "My difficult word is 'reconciliation' ...... .
>
> R-E-C-O-N-C-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N."
>
>
>
> I went to see Pavarotti once and I'll tell you this much, he didn't like
> it when you joined in.
>
>
>
> The other day, a discussion on the Big Bang theory arose somehow. One of
> the guys, a born again Christian, thought he had the conversation
> stopper when he asked, "What was God doing at the time of the big bang?"
>
> I replied that while I did not know what he was doing right at the time
> of the bang, I knew what he was doing two seconds before. He was saying
> to his boss, "Now don't worry, this is perfectly safe!"
>
>
>
> With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit TV show *Survivor*.
> Alabamans have made their own version.
> Contestants are given pink cars to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on
> to Mobile, and back to Dothan.
> On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm Gay, I'm a Yankee, and
> I'm here to steal your guns."
>
> First one back wins.
>
>
> regards
>
> Ray
Surely you jest. The caravan never would make it to Birmingham.
FK
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