In message <Wa6dnbare-5HlM7VnZ2dnUVZ_rmdnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, Ray
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> writes
>In a small business office they have an answering machine that
>instructs callers to leave their name and address and to spell any
>difficult words.
>
>Early one Monday, the secretary was reviewing the weekend messages and
>she heard an enthusiastic young woman recite her name and address and
>then confidently offer,
>"My difficult word is 'reconciliation' ...... .
>
> R-E-C-O-N-C-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N."
>
>
>
>I went to see Pavarotti once and I'll tell you this much, he didn't
>like it when you joined in.
>
>
>
>The other day, a discussion on the Big Bang theory arose somehow. One
>of the guys, a born again Christian, thought he had the conversation
>stopper when he asked, "What was God doing at the time of the big bang?"
>
>I replied that while I did not know what he was doing right at the time
>of the bang, I knew what he was doing two seconds before. He was saying
>to his boss, "Now don't worry, this is perfectly safe!"
>
>
>
>With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit TV show *Survivor*.
>Alabamans have made their own version.
>Contestants are given pink cars to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on
>to Mobile, and back to Dothan.
>On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm Gay, I'm a Yankee, and
>I'm here to steal your guns."
>
>First one back wins.
>
>
>regards
>
>Ray
This was tried by three presenters of a UK motoring program, Top Gear.
They survived.....Just
--
Tony
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