Politics is the second oldest profession in the world. It could have
been the oldest except they preferred another group set the code of ethics
Politicians are like nappies. Both should be changed regularly and for
the same reasons.
Work harder! Millions of people on welfare depend on you
Yeah, right! when........oink, flap, oink, flap, oink-oink, flap-flap.
Well I'll be...
The only exercise politicians get is jumping to conclusions,
sidestepping issues, running down their opponents and pu****ng their luck
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
when there are no rivers.
Eliminate government waste, no matter how much it costs
If we quit voting will they all go away?
Many politicians make the mistake of forgetting they were appointed and
not anointed
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the
sup****t of Paul
If you thought taxation without representation was bad, you should see
how bad it is with representation
Why be politically correct, when you can be right?
Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting what to have for lunch.
Due to cir***stances beyond our control, we regret to inform you that
cir***stances are beyond our control.
It is getting harder and harder to sup****t the government in the manner
to which it has become accustomed
A conservative is someone who believes that nothing should be done for
the first time
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has
lost its status.
Many politicians are candied rather than candid
He brings to the fierce struggle of politics all of the tepid enthusiasm
of a lazy afternoon lolling on the beach
There is no such thing as government money, only taxpayer money.
A recession is when we go without things our grandparents never even
heard of.
You cannot buy a politician. You can only rent them
regards
Ray
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