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Discussion 2008-10-13T08:21:16+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400410.html Joe Bednorz wrote: On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:39:32 -0700, John Schilling wrote in goqm731g5oj4lbuhk5c17gu1mj5qliv336@4ax.com: On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:43:44 GMT, David Johnston david@block.net wrote: On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 19:33:55 -0700, John Schill... Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-13T00:50:34+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400409.html Stan Kegel wrote: PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-05-04 THE ONE-LINERS They went and told the sexton and the sexton tolled the bell. (Thomas Hood) Sexton: Heavy love making. Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-13T00:49:19+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400408.html Boarding: Wooden bell. Compounding: Bell at a computerized dog pound. Dating: Calender bell. Dating: Romance bell. Dating: Fruit bell. Dating: Bell that only rings in the daytime. Defeating: Bell that lost. Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-13T00:48:55+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400407.html Abiding: Bell that coopeates. Asserting: Bell that knows what it wants. Assuming: Chinese vase that jumps to conclusions. Attracting: Bell that people like. Betting: Casino bell. Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-13T00:48:38+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400406.html Departing: Bell thats leaving. Distracting: Bell that diverts people. Diverting: Bell that distracts people. Ending: Final bell. Expecting: Pregnant bell. Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-13T00:48:22+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400400.html nemo wrote: Tim Bruening tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us wrote in message news:407A3F98.E22A27C9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... Vulnerable: Easily defeated bull. Trouble: Another mean bull. Kabul: Afghan Bull. Frantic: Excitable tic. Romant... Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-13T00:46:24+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400399.html nemo wrote: Tim Bruening tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us wrote in message news:407A4056.702EBA5D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... Attacker: Aggressive dog. Baker: Dog in San Francisco. Barker: Lawyer dog. Barker: Dog in prison. Barker: Dog wh... Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-13T00:46:05+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400398.html 80 days to New Years Day. Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-13T00:14:38+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400383.html 80 days to World Peace Day on January 1. Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-13T00:06:54+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400382.html 80 days to New Years Day. Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-13T00:06:42+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400380.html 120 days since Fathers Day on June 15. Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-13T00:06:01+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400373.html Capacity: A city with lots of storage space. Curiosity: A city full of intellectuals, explorers, and scientists. Diversity: A place full of all different kinds of people. Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-13T00:00:07+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400371.html O J wrote: On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 18:09:03 GMT, nemo nemo@naughtylass2.wet wrote: Tim Bruening tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us wrote in message news:407A4589.BFE599E9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... Dust Bunnies: Rabbits under your bed. Lust Bunnies: P... Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-12T23:59:50+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400370.html Niki: Shoes that unlock. Sneakers: Shoe dogs. Snickers: Candy dogs that have peanuts. Snickers: Laughing dogs. Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-12T23:59:41+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400369.html Hasty: Tea that makes one reckless. Lusty: Aphrodisiac tea. N-Tree: Arch shaped tree that serves as a portal. Peaty: Tea that makes one urinate. Puberty: Tea drunk by teenagers. Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-12T23:59:16+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400368.html nemo wrote: Tim Bruening tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us wrote in message news:4078102B.7D21F9F4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... James King wrote: In article %rYcc.80468$vn.237365@sea-read.news.verio.net, startum startum@mail.anonymizer.com wrot... Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-12T23:59:06+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400367.html Absently: Missing Korean penny. Arrogantly: Bold, aggressive Korean. Decently: Nice Korean penny. Presently: A Korean is here. Recently: A Korean penny in the near past. Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-12T23:58:56+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400366.html Clearest: Where transparent people rest. Farest: To rest at a great distance. Fairest: A resting circus. Finest: For fine birds. Forest: In favor of staying still. Nearest: To rest close by. Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-12T23:58:46+00:00 http://www.talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/messages/400365.html nemo wrote: Tim Bruening tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us wrote in message news:42EB0373.34C645E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... Kathy wrote: J. A. Mc. jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com wrote in message news:qt6e00l669bml2egs6r2ljmqqu1kuksa59@4ax.com... O... Tim Bruening lttsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-10-12T23:58:35+00:00 Search talkaboutcomedy.com Puns q http://talkaboutcomedy.com/group/alt.humor.puns/search.html