I didn't think the Russians would have the sense of humour to be into puns
meself.
I've just spotted a naturist website called RussianBare.com!!!
And Flora Change it features nice genuine naturist pics rather than
****rrrrrrrrrn! People enjoying themselves rather than enjoying each other!
Moscow: A bovine covered in sphagnum!
Its name is Peat.
Nemo.
Ohhhh! It's still like being in heaven, to have retired in 2007!!
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More in the bank now than before I bought all that stuff.
So what I spent, I since saved!! Innit!
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