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Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist

by "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmfltr@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jun 29, 2008 at 08:31 AM

In article <0001HW.C48D1172001CC34CB01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
 WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:

> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:10:40 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-519CA1.08104029062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> 
> > In article <0001HW.C48D09CB001AF801B01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >  WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > 
> >> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:24:57 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> >> (in article
<mlevinespmfltr-EE53CB.04245729062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> >> 
> >>> In article <0001HW.C48C57DA0040DAF8B01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >>> WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>> 
> >>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 17:24:15 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> >>>> (in article
<mlevinespmfltr-CD007B.15241528062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> >>>> 
> >>>>> In article <0001HW.C48B9E7D001C6CA0B01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >>>>> WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>>>> 
> >>>>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 06:57:25 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> >>>>>> (in article
<mlevinespmfltr-F27776.04572528062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> >>>>>> 
> >>>>>>> In article <0001HW.C48B2283002624D1B01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >>>>>>> WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>> On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:53:34 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> >>>>>>>> (in article 
> >>>>>>>> <mlevinespmfltr-FE4342.11533427062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> >>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>> In article
<0001HW.C48A46320000EFC8B01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >>>>>>>>> WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:05:01 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> >>>>>>>>>> (in article 
> >>>>>>>>>> <mlevinespmfltr-D92922.04050127062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> >>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>> In article 
> >>>>>>>>>>>
<d01cab5f-1060-487f-96d5-228ea5f317d6@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> >>>>>>>>>>> ,
> >>>>>>>>>>> burmawatcher@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Jun 21, 6:50 am, WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:44:05 -0500, Michael N. LeVine
wrote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> (in article 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
<mlevinespmfltr-947731.06440521062...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
<0001HW.C4826E3F00034680B01AD...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>  WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:55:50 -0500, Michael N. LeVine
wrote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (in article 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<mlevinespmfltr-08D48E.05555021062...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <0001HW.C4819BEF001668C1B01AD...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:23:18 -0500, M.Balarama wrote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (in article
<B5W6k.9261$xZ.3...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "WhoMe" <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
news:0001HW.C4817C29000FF632B01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:26:24 -0500, Michael N.
LeVine wrote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (in article 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<mlevinespmfltr-BD15BC.12262420062...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<0001HW.C4816229000A6A84B01AD...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:20:18 -0500, Michael N.
LeVine 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (in article
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<mlevinespmfltr-54C5C3.10201820062...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ):
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<0001HW.C48143E10005686CB01AD...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:43:12 -0500, Michael N.
LeVine 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (in article
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<mlevinespmfltr-A8DFDC.07431220062...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> m>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<0001HW.C4811DE10001E354B01AD...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear the unsuccessful proctologist who
had 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> file
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bankruptcy
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he was always in arrears.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I warned him that useing candles would cause
him 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trouble 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> end.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It did, butt he has decided not taper off his
practice 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doing
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That has a wick-ed effect on his wallet
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, his wealth does wax and Wayne, John said
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It never wanes but it bores.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ore, just need to dig a little deeper to hit pay
dirt
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I heard he just could not finger it
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Butt, he took great digital pictures
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am not about to prostate myself because of that.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why, you'll have a gland time.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not really -- I do not believe in turning the other
cheek.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that the minimus that you can do, you should do the
maximus
> >>>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>> This skakis kept running on and on...the dog wouldn't stop 
> >>>>>>>>>>>> chasing 
> >>>>>>>>>>>> it
> >>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>>> Still hounding him after all this time?
> >>>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>>> Yes, Mutt and Jeff are on his tail.
> >>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>> That is the long and short of it.
> >>>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>> Funny, we need a comic's panel to decide
> >>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>> So what is keaton you from rounding one up?
> >>>>>>> Or shall a call the chaplin to complain to?
> >>>>>>> That is hardy the attitude to take you you want to
> >>>>>>> take home the laurel-s...
> >>>>>>> 
> >>>>>> 
> >>>>>> OK, Buster, I have had a Charlie horse and so have not be Hardy
of late
> >>>>> 
> >>>>> You are turpin up your nose at a chance to get ahead. The way 
> >>>>> you are langdon behind you are going to loose the chase for
success.
> >>>>> You can banks on that.
> >>>>> 
> >>>> 
> >>>> No Moe as it is Abbot time to go to the Berle-sque and then to eat
a  
> >>>> Caesar 
> >>>> salad and to stay away from the drug dealer selling Coca, Imogene
that
> >>> 
> >>> Oh can't you bud out - you are milton an ass of you self. Just sid
down
> >>> for a while and clear your head.
> >>> 
> >> 
> >> Hate to throw in an Allen wrench Tonight, but for a simple man in the

> >> street 
> >> whose mind is all tied up in Knotts,   I will not Poston this thread
> > 
> > You are hope-less, be-crosby you are on the wrong road.
> > 
> 
> By George, there but the Gracie of God, am I.

Doing the slow burns again?
-- 
Michael LeVine -  mlevine@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee 
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
 




 28 Posts in Topic:
Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 08:42:09 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 07:43:12 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 11:24:17 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 10:20:18 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 13:33:29 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 12:26:24 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 15:24:25 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
"M.Balarama" &l  2008-06-20 17:23:18 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 17:39:59 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 05:55:50 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-21 08:37:19 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 06:44:05 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-21 08:50:29 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
burmawatcher@[EMAIL PROTE  2008-06-26 19:22:03 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-27 04:05:01 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-27 07:24:34 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-27 11:53:34 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-27 23:04:35 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-28 04:57:25 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-28 07:53:33 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-28 15:24:15 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-28 21:04:26 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-29 04:24:57 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-29 09:43:39 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-29 08:10:40 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-29 10:16:18 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-29 08:31:23 
Re: Unsuccessful Proctologist
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-29 11:11:53 

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