From http://lazycomic.blogspot.com/2008/05/bleeding-edge-technology.html
:
"German users of the MacBook Air have re****ted that the front edge of
the new soul laptop is sharp enough to cut flesh.
Although one might think this was a flaw, secret insiders re****t that
what the German users actual have is a prototype for a new MacBook
that somehow leaked into the retail stream.
The new laptop - to be released on an upcoming rainy, dreary day when
you wish the world would just end already - is the MacBook Emo. In
addition to the razor sharp Finally Something to Feel(TM) front edge,
the new laptop will be painted flat black and will come preloaded with
every Morrissey song ever released.
The operating system is largely unchanged for the the new MB Emo,
however system crashes are now re****ted on a screen that says 'System
Error at...you know, never mind, you don't understand - no one does.'"
(c) 2008 "Steve D." lazycomic.blogspot.com
