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'Postmonition:' Tom Cruise's self-destruct predicted by Artificial Intelligence in 2005 [humoris causa] - (20080702)

by To You <leonardo_been@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jul 2, 2008 at 11:06 AM

[trivial humor] - (plus the public's reactions to it.)
      (Eminently suitable for all of this newsgroup's readers.)

      [I literally stumbled upon these, when doing research on
       awareness-reduction in sleep.:]

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Tom Cruise's self-destruct predicted by Artificial Intelligence,
in 2005 [humoris causa]

(for picture, see http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000266.html)

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Readers' Comments, to the Artificial Intelligene device employed:

            [comments selected by me, and excerpted]

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Sheer brilliance, but I think you need a couple of added combos
[buttons] for "Grin maniacally" and "Sing needlessly in your movies."

I'd be interested in playing this: if only to see Tom self destruct.

How about a "Deflect Humor" button?

Hilarious. Why don't they make [those Artificial Intelligence] games
we actually WANT to play??

I assume this game comes in the 'Kelly Preston edition,' for the young
lady in your life?

Holy Moses!! That's it. First I thought Tom was just over-zealous to
the point of sheer rudeness.
Now that I found out about their "secret" level... I've already let my
teenagers know. And they could't stop laughing at the $1,000,000 "secret."

There are probably a few other things, but I can't recall them off-hand.
But all these are telling of something....

It has been my experience, after many years of personal observation,
that most short men tend to have a "Napoleon Complex" (with apologies
of course to those few short men who are true exceptions).
This usually manifests as a strong need to exhibit an aura of
superiority and power. These short men compensate by becoming control
freaks and are often physical or psychological bullies. Being a petite
woman myself, I have unfortunately suffered more than my share of
these little Napoleons. Tom Cruise is a prime example of same.

.... is totally out of the loop about EVERYTHING. He's your retard
neighbor. He's the kid 'in the little yellow bus,' reality-wise. This
guy has absolutely NO valid views on ANYTHING. Period!

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Source: Banterist

"From New York, a weblog of original humor by Brian Sack.
 Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet
 self-publi****ng."

Banterist: Home > June 2005 > June 27, 2005
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000266.html

Sorry to waste my time for you, **

s.y.,*

KNT

*  'Sincerely Yours'

** I literally stumbled upon these, when doing research on
   awareness-reduction in sleep.

Copyright 2008 by KNT hrp&p
Copyright Conditions as usual ('learnware')
 




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