Article title: Sweetness Of Married Life
First posted: Tue 06 Mar 2007
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Sweetness Of Married Life
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A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party
with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to
have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door
to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands !
from
12 different countries: Germany,Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know...
they have frozen gl*****... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took
a
huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills
just
holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but
at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven
and
took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's
swearing,
dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****! SIT
YOU'RE ASS DOWN, SHUT THE **** UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND
EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED
BAR! THAT **** IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"
and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet
story? --
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