hi, i'm new at posting, i hope you enjoy this i found in my email a while
back. I just copied
and pasted so i hope things turn out right
APPLICATION FOR WHITE HOUSE INTERN****P...
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Greetings prospective White House interns!
This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's
best
and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job.
We
expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet!
Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this
demanding, yet
rewarding program? Check this out:
* Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of the
hottest
city in the world!
* Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers!
* See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show you!
* Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities!
Sound like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former
intern:
"I couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering
phones and
fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the president. ... Getting
involved in
executive branch affairs is just fantastic." - M. Lewinsky, Beverly Hills,
Calif.
As you can see, being a White House intern is more than long hours, hot
debates
and touchy national issues.
Still interested? Fill out this information form and send it back to the
White
House at president@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
F__ Age:
Measurements: (required for medical purposes)
How many beers it takes to get you:
...Giggly:
...Drunk:
...Hot:
...To lie to a federal prosecutor:
Quick quiz:
You've always considered the White House:
a) a monument to democracy
b) the place where great leaders meet
c) vaguely *****c
d) extremely *****c
Hillary Clinton is a(n):
a) model wife and mother
b) icon of late 20th century femininity
c) an obstacle
d) inappropriate companion for the leader of the free world
You've always wanted to know more about the President's:
a) MidEast policies
b) childhood in Hope, Ark
c) romper room
d) "monument to democracy"
My social life as an intern would likely consist of:
a) hitting Georgetown bars with the other interns
b) reading, study
c) late nights working at the White House
d) late nights working the White House
Score 1 point for each a, 2 for each b, 3 for each c, 4 for each d. Scores
of 16 can
start tomorrow. Scores of 12 and above, please call soon. Uncle Sam (and
Uncle
Bill) wants you.
*Please feel free to forward this form to anyone you know who might be
interested in this program. The White House is an equal op****tunity
abuser.
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