At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new
husband is so old, the woman decides that on their wedding night they
should have separate bedrooms.
She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the
wedding festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on
the door she is expecting.
Sure enough the knock comes and there is her groom ready for action.
They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his
leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.
After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is
again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised she consents to further
coupling which is again successful after which the octogenarian bids her
a fond good night and leaves.
She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to
sleep, for the second time when there is another knock at the door and
there he is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more.
Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As they're laying in
afterglow the young bride says to him, "I am really impressed that a man
your age has enough juice to go at it three times. I've been with guys
less than half your age who were only good for one time. You're a great
lover Morris."
Morris looks confused, and turns to her and says," I was here already?"
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