Alice was well into her sixties when she went to her doctor
complaining of nausea, exhaustion, and occasional cramps. After a
thorough examination the doctor sent her to the hospital for a battery
of tests, and finally confronted her with the results. "Mrs. Jones,
medically impossible though it seems at your age, there's no doubt
about it: you're pregnant." "Impossible," she cried, and fainted dead
away. When she came to, she staggered to the phone, dialed her 78 year
old husband, and yelled, "You've knocked me up, you randy old goat!"
There was a long pause at the other end of the line. Then a voice
said, "And to whom am I speaking?"
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