My son asked me the other day, "Daddy, why were you and Mommy wrestling in
bed last night?"
I said, "Because Mommy likes to wrestle with Daddy. She thinks she's good
at
it, but she always ends up getting pinned."
"I want to wrestle with Mommy too!" he announced.
"I'm sorry, son," I said. "You're not old enough and we're not in Arkansas
.."
