nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:457A7D49.A3634A5D@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> > > news:43C9BC5E.15501A2C@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Stan Kegel wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as
vampires
> across
> > > > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires
> overwhelmingly
> > > > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > > > >
> > > > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone
> favor
> > > > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> > > >
> > > > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone
favor
> > > > George W Bush?
> > > >
> > > > Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)
> > >
> > > I like candied dates. They come in long boxes with a sort of prong
thing
> to
> > > pick 'em up with at Christmas.
> >
> > Sen-Nick: Man who likes to go the long way around.
>
> Sen-narr Pod: An idiotic way to cure contsipation.
>
> And don't forget my See Nick route, where you might encounter the devil.
>
> Encounter: Device for enumerating chickens.
Ashen: Burnt chicken.
