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Re: 5 November Puns

by Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Nov 6, 2007 at 12:06 AM

"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On 7 Jul 2004 05:04:12 -0700, bobcrowley@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 (Bob Crowley)
found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:<40EB9452.FD72A10D@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>...
> >> Jenni Saqua wrote:
> >>
> >> > "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> >> > news:20040130153752.47de3cf5.Cybe_R_Wizard@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >> > > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 12:08:11 -0500
> >> > > "Greg Evans" <misterx@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >> > > > nemo wrote:
> >> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >> > > > >> Palema wrote:
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>> My daughter gave me this:
> >> > > > >>> "Mortar, morter everywhere and not a rock to chink!"
> >> > > > >> Now that's an explosively good pun!
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > Howitzer good pun, I cannot see.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > You don't think it should be added to the classic-pun cannon,
then?
> >> > > >
> >> > > I think we should be kind and give the green aid.
> >> > >
> >> > We don't wanna think that smaw, do we?
> >>
> >> I'll C4 and raze you 10.
> >
> >Ye'll naepalm that one off me, laddie.
>
> Nobel rings with me, just ain't dynamite.

Carpet bomb: Explosive floor covering.

Cluster bomb: Collection of exploding galaxies.

Molotov Cocktail: Explosive drink.

C4: Explosive ocean.
 




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Re: 5 November Puns
Tim Bruening <tsbrueni  2007-11-06 00:06:44 

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