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28 January Puns

by Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jan 28, 2008 at 01:04 AM

"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:

> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> >> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> >>>"Greg Evans" <misterx@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> >>>>> "nemo" <nemo@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> >>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> >
> >>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
> >>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
> >>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he should
have
> >>>>>> pulled himself together!
> >>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the mans
name
> >>>>> is Rod.
> >>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some sort
of
> >>>> ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
> >>>Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did it.
Don't
> >>>forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your inhaler
either.
> >> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.
> >
> >No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him that I
wasn't
> >pulled that way.
>
> I guess he missed his window of op****tunity to see the light.

Lighting: Low mass bell.

Op****tunity: Tea that knocks.
 




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28 January Puns
Tim Bruening <tsbrueni  2008-01-28 01:04:50 

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