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Super Tuesday Puns

by Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Feb 6, 2008 at 12:16 AM

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:420AFA76.ED22AAFE@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> > > news:42088E7D.F3F7B181@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> > > > > news:41D90278.2F87A318@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > > > > Compress: Computer newspaper.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Depress: Sad newspaper.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Express: Failed paper.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Oppress, Repress, and Suppress: Newspapers that follow the
party
> > > > line.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Presley: Korean newspaper.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Elvish Presley: Musical Lord of the Rings newspaper.
> > > >
> > > > Frodo: Hobbit pastry.
> > > >
> > > Ferrodo: Hobbit brake linings.
> >
> > AT&T used to be the Lord of the Rings.  Now its been bought by SBC.
> >
> Southwestern Bell Cor****ation? Does that mean that the phones they
installed
> in the other 3/4 of teh Stated dodn't have bells?

SBC: Ocean of telephones.
 




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Super Tuesday Puns
Tim Bruening <tsbrueni  2008-02-06 00:16:48 

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