nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote in message > news:420AFA76.ED22AAFE@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote in message > > > news:42088E7D.F3F7B181@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote in message > > > > > news:41D90278.2F87A318@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > Compress: Computer newspaper. > > > > > > > > > > > > Depress: Sad newspaper. > > > > > > > > > > > > Express: Failed paper. > > > > > > > > > > > > Oppress, Repress, and Suppress: Newspapers that follow the party > > > > line. > > > > > > > > > > > > Presley: Korean newspaper. > > > > > > > > > > > Elvish Presley: Musical Lord of the Rings newspaper. > > > > > > > > Frodo: Hobbit pastry. > > > > > > > Ferrodo: Hobbit brake linings. > > > > AT&T used to be the Lord of the Rings. Now its been bought by SBC. > > > Southwestern Bell Cor****ation? Does that mean that the phones they installed > in the other 3/4 of teh Stated dodn't have bells? SBC: Ocean of telephones.