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24 June Puns

by Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Mar 30, 2008 at 09:20 AM

"Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:

> "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:150jo0hcch6u84oih3d07nk912ob30iopi@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 16:51:22 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > <farosenbaum@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> >>
> >>"Greg Evans" <misterx@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> >>news:2usr9fF2eop8pU1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>> On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> >>>>> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworthyCLOTHES@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote in
> >>>>>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> >>>>>>> "Greg Evans" <misterx@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> >>>>>>> news:2unehsF29b8ksU1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>>>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> "nemo" <nemo@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
message
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
> >>>>>>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
> >>>>>>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
should
> >>>>>>>>>> have pulled himself together!
> >>>>>>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
mans
> >>>>>>>>> name is Rod.
> >>>>>>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some
sort
> >>>>>>>> of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
> >>>>>>> Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did
it.
> >>>>>>> Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
inhaler
> >>>>>>> either.
> >>>>>> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.

> >>>>> No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him
that I
> >>>>> wasn't pulled that way.
> >>>>
> >>>> You prefer feathers ... ???
> >>>
> >>> Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather....  Call it
a
> >>> draw?
> >>
> >>If you want to feather bed, go ahead. I don't give a flock.
> >>
> >>"Birds of a flock, feather together".
> >>
> > What goose down here ... <G>
>
> When my family moved to Michigan, we were Michibeginners. Then there
are
> Michiganders, Michigeese, and Michigoslings.

Begun: Projectile weapon used by an apine.

Beagle: Sea bird that buzzes and makes honey.
 




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24 June Puns
Tim Bruening <tsbrueni  2008-03-30 09:20:01 
Re: 24 June Puns
"nemo" <nemo  2008-03-31 18:24:35 

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