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30 March Puns

by Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Mar 30, 2008 at 09:20 AM

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:4189AF4E.467C0A8@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> > > news:41870B1C.59BFC067@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > >
> > > > So then, Larry Krzewinski turns to the guy and says:
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>You mean 20 years old with hair and without Doreen?  No
can
> do.
> > > > >>>>>>>>Doreen has hair. It's just not obvious with all the
curlers.
> > > > >>>>>>>For your sake I hope that you're talking about the hair
on her
> > > head!
> > > > >>>>>>Of course! Now, the curler iron, well that's a different
story.
> > > > >>>>>>I'll never let myself run out of Viagra again!
> > > > >>>>>Weren't you even a little curious when Doreen asked for
that
> > > vibrating
> > > > >>>>>curling iron for Christmas?
> > > > >>>>She told me it would improve her head.
> > > > >>>Orally?
> > > > >>O'Really!
> > > > >>(Her roommate Aura Lee was Irish)
> > > > >
> > > > >See, my post was supposed to taken as ambiguously as possible.
I
> > > > >guess that you can't win 'em all.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: After the bell.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: Mailed bell.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: Bell on the Internet.
> > > >
> > > > Watcher: Knight of security.
> > >
> > > Cross-post: Angry poison-pen letters.
> >
> > Piston: 2,000 pounds of urine.
> >
> Car Biretta: Worn by a priest when he's driving.

Carbon: Automotive pastry.
 




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30 March Puns
Tim Bruening <tsbrueni  2008-03-30 09:20:48 

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