nemo wrote:
> Michael Balarama <mbalar@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:10ela3pl6dd8laf@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > A suspect was arrested recently for attacking a man in a
> > rice field with a small ceramic figurine.
> >
> > It's the first case on record of a knick-knack paddy whack.
> >
> Was this because the victim had forgotten to feed the suspect's dog?
>
> And full marks for not involving the Irish!
Patsy: Irish ocean.
Patty: Beverage drunk by the Irish.