In article <0001HW.C4818F060013623BB01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:41:28 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-2EE36E.14412820062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>
> > In article <0001HW.C481882E0011C7DBB01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kind of animal makes carbon footprints?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A coal Mynah
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are just parroting something you heard elsewhere.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You Toucan leave dirty footprints.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't we discuss this over a Cockatiel.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No amount of talking is going to get him to budgie.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> How about a parakeet's poems?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Why do you think they are so loon-ly?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Some are gull-ible and will believe anything
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> You are feeling rather bittern even for an old coot like
you.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Now it is your tern
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> To do what -- get put into an auk-ward position?
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> He would be a loon-atic to do it
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> And certainly will not do it to emu-se you.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Hate to roo-in your day, mate
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Then what business are you heron?
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Doing a round-robin s****ts event
> >>>
> >>> Why does it have you grouse-ing?
> >>>
> >>
> >> Because in badminton I could not hit the birdie no matter how hard I
tried
> >
> > Those hustlers really have a pigeon in you.
> >
>
> Oh no, I know they are hawksters
Then why are you such a boobie and keep playing with them?
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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