On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:48:18 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-A59528.14481820062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> In article <0001HW.C4818F060013623BB01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:41:28 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-2EE36E.14412820062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>>
>>> In article <0001HW.C481882E0011C7DBB01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kind of animal makes carbon footprints?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A coal Mynah
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are just parroting something you heard elsewhere.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You Toucan leave dirty footprints.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't we discuss this over a Cockatiel.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No amount of talking is going to get him to budgie.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How about a parakeet's poems?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why do you think they are so loon-ly?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some are gull-ible and will believe anything
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are feeling rather bittern even for an old coot like
you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Now it is your tern
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> To do what -- get put into an auk-ward position?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> He would be a loon-atic to do it
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And certainly will not do it to emu-se you.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hate to roo-in your day, mate
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Then what business are you heron?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Doing a round-robin s****ts event
>>>>>
>>>>> Why does it have you grouse-ing?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Because in badminton I could not hit the birdie no matter how hard I
tried
>>>
>>> Those hustlers really have a pigeon in you.
>>>
>>
>> Oh no, I know they are hawksters
>
> Then why are you such a boobie and keep playing with them?
>
Maybe I am a birdbrain as I cannot even flock my christmas tree


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