In article <0001HW.C48190760013B884B01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:48:18 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-A59528.14481820062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>
> > In article <0001HW.C4818F060013623BB01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> > WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >
> >> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:41:28 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> >> (in article
<mlevinespmfltr-2EE36E.14412820062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> >>
> >>> In article <0001HW.C481882E0011C7DBB01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kind of animal makes carbon footprints?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A coal Mynah
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are just parroting something you heard
elsewhere.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You Toucan leave dirty footprints.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't we discuss this over a Cockatiel.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No amount of talking is going to get him to budgie.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How about a parakeet's poems?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why do you think they are so loon-ly?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some are gull-ible and will believe anything
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You are feeling rather bittern even for an old coot like
you.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Now it is your tern
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> To do what -- get put into an auk-ward position?
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> He would be a loon-atic to do it
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> And certainly will not do it to emu-se you.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Hate to roo-in your day, mate
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Then what business are you heron?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Doing a round-robin s****ts event
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Why does it have you grouse-ing?
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Because in badminton I could not hit the birdie no matter how hard
I tried
> >>>
> >>> Those hustlers really have a pigeon in you.
> >>>
> >>
> >> Oh no, I know they are hawksters
> >
> > Then why are you such a boobie and keep playing with them?
> >
>
> Maybe I am a birdbrain as I cannot even flock my christmas tree
I can tell as you are really limpkin.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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