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Re: Carbon Footprint

by WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jun 21, 2008 at 06:16 PM

On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:10:57 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-5F3153.15105721062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):

> In article <0001HW.C482E11A0004A63FB01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>  WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> 
>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 16:13:27 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-E4755C.14132721062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>> 
>>> In article <0001HW.C482724D000439C3B01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>> WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kind of animal makes carbon
footprints?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A coal Mynah
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are just parroting something you
heard 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> elsewhere.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You Toucan leave dirty footprints.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't we discuss this over a Cockatiel.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No amount of talking is going to get him to 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> budgie.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How about a parakeet's poems?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why do you think they are so loon-ly?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some are gull-ible and will believe anything
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are feeling rather bittern even for an old
coot 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now it is your tern
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To do what -- get put into an auk-ward position?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He would be a loon-atic to do it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And certainly will not do it to emu-se you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hate to roo-in your day, mate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then what business are you heron?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Doing a round-robin s****ts event
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why does it have you grouse-ing?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because in badminton I could not hit the birdie no matter
how 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hard 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tried
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those hustlers really have a pigeon in you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no, I know they are hawksters
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then why are you such a boobie and keep playing with them?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe I am a birdbrain as I cannot even flock my christmas
tree
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> I can tell as you are really limpkin.
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Just wading through it
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Good reef -- you are looking for trouble.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Not atoll 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Shoal enough.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Shore-ly you jest
>>>>> 
>>>>> And leave you strand-ed?
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Oh no, I will surf  the web and find a map
>>> I do not think that will tide you over.
>>> 
>> 
>> Time will tell, look in the current events in the news to sea.
> 
> Only to en-gulf your stream of thought
> 

I will brook no one doing that to me.
 




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