Talk About Network

Google


Register and Login
Nick
Password
Register create new account Sign up is FREE and you can post replies, new topics, bookmark posts and more!
Recover lost password


Comedy > Tasteless Jokes > Re: Carbon Foot...
Latest [ Topics | Posts ] Archive Post A New Topic Post a Reply
<< Topic < Post Post 52 of 105 Topic 28823 of 30298
Post > Topic >>

Re: Carbon Footprint

by WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jun 23, 2008 at 07:38 AM

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:57:59 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-7C3F4E.03575923062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):

> In article <0001HW.C48480850018508AB01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>  WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> 
>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:33:32 -0500, burmawatcher@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 wrote
>> (in article 
>> <8663b34e-c9c5-4c17-917b-7fc723c5a5ac@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>> 
>>> On Jun 22, 4:05 pm, WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:25:04 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>>>> (in article
<mlevinespmfltr-310E0C.15250422062...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>>> In article <0001HW.C48436A100102A6DB01AD...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>  WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:58:59 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>>>>>> (in article
<mlevinespmfltr-EC9F1B.14585922062...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>>>> 
>>>>>>> In article <0001HW.C4843379000F6D1AB01AD...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>> WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:49:13 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>>>>>>>> (in article 
>>>>>>>> <mlevinespmfltr-F4DB6D.14491322062...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> In article <0001HW.C4843084000EBBB8B01AD...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>>>> WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:36:15 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>>>>>>>>>> (in article 
>>>>>>>>>> <mlevinespmfltr-A0DC65.14361522062...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> In article
<0001HW.C484035A0008922AB01AD...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>>>>>> WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:42:56 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>> (in article
>>>>>>>>>>>> <mlevinespmfltr-0C154C.23425621062...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
<0001HW.C482F60400080DF2B01AD...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:10:57 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (in article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mlevinespmfltr-5F3153.15105721062...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <0001HW.C482E11A0004A63FB01AD...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 16:13:27 -0500, Michael N. LeVine
wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (in article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<mlevinespmfltr-E4755C.14132721062...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <0001HW.C482724D000439C3B01AD...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WhoMe <whomep...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kind of animal makes

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> carbon
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> footprints?
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A coal Mynah
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are just parroting
something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> heard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> elsewhere.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You Toucan leave dirty 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> footprints.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't we discuss this
over a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cockatiel.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No amount of talking is going
to 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> budgie.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How about a parakeet's poems?
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why do you think they are so
loon-ly?
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some are gull-ible and will
believe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are feeling rather bittern
even 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now it is your tern
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To do what -- get put into an
auk-ward
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> position?
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He would be a loon-atic to do it
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And certainly will not do it to emu-se
you.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hate to roo-in your day, mate
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then what business are you heron?
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Doing a round-robin s****ts event
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why does it have you grouse-ing?
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because in badminton I could not hit the
birdie 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> how
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tried
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those hustlers really have a pigeon in you.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no, I know they are hawksters
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then why are you such a boobie and keep
playing 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them?
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe I am a birdbrain as I cannot even flock
my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> christmas
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tree
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can tell as you are really limpkin.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just wading through it
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good reef -- you are looking for trouble.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not atoll
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoal enough.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shore-ly you jest
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And leave you strand-ed?
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no, I will surf  the web and find a map
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do not think that will tide you over.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time will tell, look in the current events in the news to
sea.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only to en-gulf your stream of thought
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will brook no one doing that to me.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't go runnel-ing off in the wrong direction with this.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> I will channel my efforts not to.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Rill-y !
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Just keep babbling on as it is no longer as  river-etting as it
was.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Lake-ly I have been thinking the same about you.
>>>> 
>>>>>>>> That is something to pond-er
>>>> 
>>>>>>> And you will sea the truth.
>>>> 
>>>>>> That would be abyss-mal
>>>> 
>>>>> Mere-ly the facts.
>>>> 
>>>> Well, I am bored-walking eating salt-water taffy
>>> 
>>> and floundering too I sea, stop coasting along and prolonging our
surf-
>>> fering.
>> 
>> Yes, we do seem to be awash in this
> 
> Stranded on this topic?
> 

Yes, the son of a beach left me here
 




 105 Posts in Topic:
Carbon Footprint
Tim Bruening <tsbrueni  2008-06-19 01:06:36 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-19 09:24:36 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-19 08:26:09 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-19 10:59:12 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-19 11:06:12 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-19 15:09:31 
Re: Carbon Footprint
moghouse <tony.burrell  2008-06-19 08:46:42 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-19 11:14:38 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-19 11:05:22 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-19 15:08:23 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-19 14:30:09 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-19 19:59:20 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 04:55:02 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 08:41:52 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 07:33:17 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 11:16:41 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 10:10:43 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 13:29:28 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 12:21:18 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 15:19:50 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 13:42:24 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 16:15:42 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 14:41:28 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 16:44:54 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 14:48:18 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 16:51:02 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 14:52:58 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 16:56:36 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 05:49:43 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-21 08:31:59 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 06:36:14 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-21 08:41:14 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 06:49:09 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-21 08:54:37 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 14:13:27 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-21 16:47:22 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 15:10:57 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-21 18:16:36 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 23:42:56 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-22 13:25:46 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-22 14:36:15 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-22 16:38:28 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-22 14:49:13 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-22 16:51:05 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-22 14:58:59 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-22 17:04:33 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-22 15:25:04 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-22 18:05:11 
Re: Carbon Footprint
burmawatcher@[EMAIL PROTE  2008-06-22 19:33:32 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-22 22:19:49 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-23 03:57:59 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-23 07:38:27 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-23 07:47:22 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-23 12:13:57 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-23 11:20:22 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-23 13:54:23 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-23 14:45:08 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-23 18:46:06 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-24 04:15:29 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-24 06:56:07 
Re: Carbon Footprint
Sir F. A. Rien <jaSPAM  2008-06-19 16:13:24 
Re: Carbon Footprint
moghouse <tony.burrell  2008-06-19 14:24:21 
Re: Carbon Footprint
Sir F. A. Rien <jaSPAM  2008-06-19 16:14:22 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-19 19:55:57 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 04:56:07 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 08:43:49 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 07:30:30 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 11:15:56 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 10:09:30 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 13:28:49 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 12:20:15 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 15:18:16 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 13:41:41 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 16:14:37 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 14:39:39 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 16:42:54 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 14:48:53 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 16:52:49 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-20 14:53:46 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-20 16:58:27 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 05:47:10 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-21 08:31:27 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 06:38:28 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-21 08:41:48 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 06:48:13 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-21 08:53:29 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 14:14:44 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-21 16:48:06 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 15:10:14 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-21 18:13:42 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-21 23:40:46 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-22 13:24:38 
Re: Carbon Footprint
poddys <Poddys@[EMAIL   2008-06-24 05:18:25 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-24 07:29:40 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-24 05:34:13 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-24 07:37:35 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-24 05:46:13 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-24 07:54:12 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-24 06:04:35 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-24 08:10:00 
Re: Carbon Footprint
"Michael N. LeVine&q  2008-06-24 06:14:19 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-24 10:02:51 
Re: Carbon Footprint
poddys <Poddys@[EMAIL   2008-06-24 05:23:13 
Re: Carbon Footprint
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAI  2008-06-24 07:33:57 
Re: Carbon Footprint
poddys <Poddys@[EMAIL   2008-06-24 05:23:57 

Post A Reply:
  Go here to Signup

AddThis Feed Button


About - Advertising - Contact - Frequently Asked Questions - Privacy Policy - Terms of Use - Signup

Contact
tan12V112 Wed Dec 3 14:53:36 CST 2008.